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Limericks 18, Rides again

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

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Indigo8 Tue 21-Jan-25 14:06:30

She'd turned into a beautiful piggy
Blonde curls and smoking a ciggy

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VB000 Tue 21-Jan-25 14:28:20

She'd turned into a beautiful piggy
Blonde curls and smoking a ciggy
Looked like a muppet

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Sadgrandma Tue 21-Jan-25 16:56:08

She'd turned into a beautiful piggy
Blonde curls and smoking a ciggy
Looked like a muppet
A glamorous puppet

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Gwyllt Tue 21-Jan-25 18:34:11

She'd turned into a beautiful piggy
Blonde curls and smoking a ciggy
Looked like a muppet
A glamorous puppet
She was definitely no Twiggy

Twiggy was a model in the sixties

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Sadgrandma Wed 22-Jan-25 07:19:33

Twiggy was a model in the sixties
With eyes the size of pixies’

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VB000 Wed 22-Jan-25 11:45:33

Twiggy was a model in the sixties
With eyes the size of pixies’
Slim and glamorous

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Indigo8 Wed 22-Jan-25 12:50:27

Twiggy was a model in the sixties
With eyes the size of pixies'
Slim and glamorous
Elfin, amorous

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crazyH Wed 22-Jan-25 23:39:47

Twiggy was a model in the sixties
With eyes the size of pixies'
Slim and glamorous
Elfin, amorous
Agents trying all sorts of tricksies

I wanted to be a model

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Sadgrandma Thu 23-Jan-25 08:36:39

I wanted to be a model
Thought it would be a doddle

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Indigo8 Thu 23-Jan-25 10:30:44

I wanted to be a model
Thought it would be a doddle
My legs were too fat

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Sadgrandma Thu 23-Jan-25 16:00:28

Thought it would be a doddle
My legs were too fat
So I modelled a hat

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Sadgrandma Thu 23-Jan-25 22:25:21

I wanted to be a model
Thought it would be a doddle
My legs were too fat
So I modelled a hat

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Indigo8 Fri 24-Jan-25 09:37:36

I wanted to be a model
Thought it would be a doddle
My legs were too fat
So I modelled a hat
It made me look like Glenn Hoddle

I decided to write a book

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VB000 Fri 24-Jan-25 12:15:39

I decided to write a book
On modelling, to get the look

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crazyH Fri 24-Jan-25 14:40:42

I decided to write a book
On modelling, to get the look
I wore a kaftan

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Gwyllt Fri 24-Jan-25 14:50:37

I decided to write a book
On modelling, to get the look
I wore a kaftan
And I got a tan

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crazyH Fri 24-Jan-25 18:09:06

I decided to write a book
On modelling, to get the look
I wore a kaftan
And I got a tan
Can you just guess how long that took !!!

I think my Nan’s got a new man

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Indigo8 Fri 24-Jan-25 18:59:41

I think Nan's got a new man
He looks even older than Nan

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crazyH Fri 24-Jan-25 19:16:26

I think Nan's got a new man
He looks even older than Nan
No hair and no teeth

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Jane71 Fri 24-Jan-25 19:32:33

I think Nan's got a new man
He looks even older than Nan
No hair and no teeth
He looks beyond believe

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crazyH Fri 24-Jan-25 20:33:36

I think Nan's got a new man
He looks even older than Nan
No hair and no teeth
He looks beyond belief
But she will wed him, that’s her plan

He’s known as Dirty Dan by all

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Gwyllt Fri 24-Jan-25 22:59:56

He’s known as Dirty Dan by all
A big lad nearly six foot tall

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Indigo8 Fri 24-Jan-25 23:02:31

He's known as Dirty Dan by all
He's smelly, bow legged and not tall

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Sadgrandma Sat 25-Jan-25 08:21:05

He's known as Dirty Dan by all
He's smelly, bow legged and not tall
But he’s rich as Croesus

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GoldenLady Sun 26-Jan-25 00:24:49

He's known as Dirty Dan by all
He's smelly, bow legged and not tall
But he’s rich as Croesus
His morals are specious

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