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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

Sadgrandma Sun 26-Jan-25 10:24:52

He's known as Dirty Dan by all
He's smelly, bow legged and not tall
But he’s rich as Croesus
His morals are specious
But Nan still had a ball

He took her to Paris one day

Indigo8 Sun 26-Jan-25 11:45:59

He took her to Paris one day
But she was expected to pay

crazyH Sun 26-Jan-25 15:45:01

He took her to Paris one day
But she was expected to pay
At the Moulin Rouge

Jane71 Sun 26-Jan-25 16:43:37

He took her to Paris one day
But she was expected to pay
At the Moulin Rouge
She had to choose

Indigo8 Sun 26-Jan-25 17:59:48

He took her to Paris one day
But she was expected to pay
At the Moulin Rouge
She had to choose
To stay or to go her own way

She dumped him by the Eiffel Tower

crazyH Sun 26-Jan-25 18:45:53

She dumped him by the Eiffel Tower
He followed her round in his car

GoldenLady Sun 26-Jan-25 19:41:04

She dumped him by the Eiffel Tower
He followed her round in his car
What a shame! Sacre bleu!

Sadgrandma Sun 26-Jan-25 20:02:53

She dumped him by the Eiffel Tower
He followed her round in his car
What a shame! Sacre bleu!
He caused quite a stir

VB000 Mon 27-Jan-25 09:57:07

He's known as Dirty Dan by all
He's smelly, bow legged and not tall
But he’s rich as Croesus
His morals are specious
But my nan is having a ball

The snowdrops are starting to show

VB000 Mon 27-Jan-25 09:59:25

Sorry

She dumped him by the Eiffel Tower
He followed her round in his car
What a shame! Sacre bleu!
He caused quite a stir
And soon found himself in a bar

The snowdrops are starting to show

Indigo8 Mon 27-Jan-25 10:11:24

The snowdrops are starting to show
Small green shoots push up from below

Jane71 Mon 27-Jan-25 11:16:17

The snowdrops are starting to show
Small green shoots push up from below
A delight to be seen

Elrel Tue 28-Jan-25 01:22:18

The snowdrops are starting to show
Small green shoots push up from below
A delight to be seen
Now winter has been

Sadgrandma Tue 28-Jan-25 08:20:37

The snowdrops are starting to show
Small green shoots push up from below
A delight to be seen
Now winter has been
But the lawn we’ll soon have to mow

Birds will soon start to nest

VB000 Tue 28-Jan-25 09:15:37

Birds will soon start to nest
They're checking which trees are the best

Indigo8 Tue 28-Jan-25 10:02:53

Birds will soon start to nest
They're checking which trees are the best
With beaks full of twigs

henetha Tue 28-Jan-25 10:27:58

Birds will soon start to nest
They're checking which trees are the best
With beaks full of twigs
To build up their digs,

Indigo8 Tue 28-Jan-25 12:01:15

Birds will soon start to nest
They're checking which trees are best
With beaks full of twigs
To build up their digs
And make room for their eggs to rest

Not long now before it is Spring

GoldenLady Tue 28-Jan-25 15:16:03

Not long now before it is Spring
But the ice continues to cling

crazyH Tue 28-Jan-25 19:51:48

Not long now before it is Spring
But the ice continues to cling
The patio’s a mess

Sadgrandma Wed 29-Jan-25 08:12:00

Not long now before it is Spring
But the ice continues to cling
The patio’s a mess
It needs a clean I confess

VB000 Wed 29-Jan-25 10:11:21

Not long now before it is Spring
But the ice continues to cling
The patio’s a mess
It needs a clean I confess
Need to pressure wash the whole thing

This job requires a nice strong man

henetha Wed 29-Jan-25 10:34:00

This job requires a nice strong man
So I'll send for 'A man with a van',

crazyH Wed 29-Jan-25 10:38:47

This job requires a nice strong man
So I'll send for 'A man with a van',
He’ll do what’s needed

Indigo8 Wed 29-Jan-25 10:50:05

This job requires a nice strong man
So I'll send for 'A man in a van',
He'll do what is needed
My wishes heeded

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