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Limericks 18, Rides again

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

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GoldenLady Tue 11-Feb-25 16:13:31

I once took a trip on a liner
No other vacation was finer

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Indigo8 Tue 11-Feb-25 20:26:48

I once took a trip on a liner
No other vacation was finer
I lounged on the deck

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Gwyllt Tue 11-Feb-25 20:31:41

once took a trip on a liner
No other vacation was finer
I lounged on the deck
I relaxed my neck

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VB000 Wed 12-Feb-25 09:24:02

I once took a trip on a liner
No other vacation was finer
I lounged on the deck
I relaxed my neck
My weight gain was thankfully, minor

Came back with a wonderful tan

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crazyH Wed 12-Feb-25 10:58:57

Came back with a wonderful tan,
Assure you, it’s not from a can

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Indigo8 Wed 12-Feb-25 11:54:26

Came back with a wonderful tan,
Assure you, it's not from a can
I'm glowing and fit

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henetha Wed 12-Feb-25 12:19:45

Came back with a wonderful tan,
Assure you, it's not from a can
I'm glowing and fit,
It makes others spit,

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Sadgrandma Wed 12-Feb-25 14:21:17

Came back with a wonderful tan,
Assure you, it's not from a can
I'm glowing and fit,
It makes others spit,
As I no longer look like my Gran

I’m saving up for my next cruise

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Indigo8 Wed 12-Feb-25 15:20:55

I'm saving up for my next cruise
Not tempted to spend cash on booze

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GoldenLady Wed 12-Feb-25 15:23:41

I'm saving up for my next cruise
Not tempted to spend cash on booze
But where shall I go?

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Gwyllt Wed 12-Feb-25 18:40:32

I'm saving up for my next cruise
Not tempted to spend cash on booze
But where shall I go?
I really don’t know

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VB000 Thu 13-Feb-25 10:27:40

I'm saving up for my next cruise
Not tempted to spend cash on booze
But where shall I go?
I really don’t know
Just avoid places in the news

Anywhere warm will do for me

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henetha Thu 13-Feb-25 11:15:55

Anywhere warm will do for me,
I'll read and relax under a tree,

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crazyH Thu 13-Feb-25 12:16:58

Anywhere warm will do for me,
I'll read and relax under a tree
The Forest of Dean

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Indigo8 Thu 13-Feb-25 12:59:11

Anywhere warm will do for me
I'll read and relax under a tree
The Forest of Dean
Isn't my kind of scene

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LucyAnna5 Thu 13-Feb-25 13:09:43

Anywhere warm will do for me
I'll read and relax under a tree
The Forest of Dean
Isn't my kind of scene
I’d rather have gay Paree!

I had a phone call last week

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GoldenLady Thu 13-Feb-25 15:32:57

I had a phone call last week
I knew I should hang up, not speak

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Jane71 Thu 13-Feb-25 17:16:48

I had a phone call last week
I knew I should hang up, not speak
But she sounded so nice

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Indigo8 Thu 13-Feb-25 19:37:26

I had a phone call last week
I knew I should hang up, not speak
But she sounded so nice
Quoted a low price

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crazyH Thu 13-Feb-25 22:28:54

I had a phone call last week
I knew I should hang up, not speak
But she sounded so nice
Quoted a low price
I fell for it, ‘cos I’m so weak.

I bought a car that had no wheels

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Gwyllt Thu 13-Feb-25 23:01:49

I bought a car that had no wheels
One of those really good deals

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henetha Thu 13-Feb-25 23:24:04

I bought a car that had no wheels
One of those really good deals,
With holes for my feet

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nanna8 Thu 13-Feb-25 23:47:22

I bought a car that had no wheels
One of those really good deals
With holes for my feet
No windows, no seat

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Sadgrandma Fri 14-Feb-25 00:00:00

I bought a car that had no wheels
One of those really good deals
With holes for my feet
No windows, no seat
It’s really worn out my heels

I sold it to Fred Flintstone

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65KL Fri 14-Feb-25 07:43:45

I sold it to Fred Flintstone
Traded for a dinosaur bone

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