Limericks 18, Rides again

There's a film starring Bill Maurray
Repetition's quite a worry
I've seen it again and again
Last time number ten
Will watch it while I eat a curry

My favourite curry is a korma

My favourite curry is korma
My favourite girls' name is Norma

My favourite curry is korma
My favourite girls' name is Norma
I know what I like

My favourite curry is korma
My favourite girls' name is Norma
I know what I like
I'll get on my bike

My favourite curry is korma
My favourite girls' name is Norma
I know what I like
I'll get on my bike
And ride away from all trauma

I would like a new set of wheels

I would like a new set of wheels
I’m looking for one of those deals

I would like a new set of wheels
I'm looking for one of those deals
Must be a bargain

I would like a new set of wheels
I'm looking for one of those deals
Must be a bargain
Not just false jargon

I would like a new set of wheels
I'm looking for one of those deals
Must be a bargain
Not just false jargon,
And a sporty job really appeals.

I drive like Jeremy Clarkson,

I drive like Jeremy Clarkson
Who does not care what he parks on

I drive like Jeremy Clarkson
Who does not care what he parks on
A big four wheel drive

I drive like Jeremy Clarkson
Who does not care what he parks on
A big four wheel drive
On speed you must thrive

I drive like Jeremy Clarkson
Who does not care what he parks on
A big four wheel drive
On speed you must thrive
Leaving numerous skid marks on

I go for a drive in my new motor

I go for a drive in my new motor
It’s a red Ferrari, sort of

I go for a drive in my new motor
It's a red Ferrari, sort of
Well red anyway

I go for a drive in my new motor
It's a red Ferrari, sort of
Well red anyway,
I bought it today,

I go for a drive in my new motor
It's a red Ferrari, sort of
Well red anyway,
I bought it today
I'll have to get used to the odor

The snow is beginning again

The snow is beginning again
Wrapping up warm, Oh what a pain

The snow is beginning again
Wrapping up warm, Oh what a pain,
But springtime is near

The snow is beginning again
Wrapping up warm, Oh what a pain,
But springtime is near
But just to be clear

The snow is beginning again
Wrapping up warm, Oh what a pain,
But springtime is near
But just to be clear
I like snow better than the rain

Thank goodness we”ve had some dry days

Thank goodness we've had some dry days
I hope the rain was just a phase

Thank goodness we've had some dry days
I hope the rain was just a phase
I’ll buy a new Mac

Thank goodness we've had some dry days
I hope the rain was just a phase
I’ll buy a new Mac
Just in case it comes back

Thank goodness we've had some dry days
I hope the rain was just a phase
I’ll buy a new Mac
Just in case it comes back
And we lose the sun’s rays

I once took a trip on a liner