New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

Not ready to settle down yet
Want to see the best I can get
When you are a ten
You can date lots of men
Before your ways become too set

I know that my looks will soon fade

I know that my looks will soon fade
And I'll end up a grumpy old maid

If I don't find a man

I know that my looks will soon fade
And I’ll end up a grumpy old maid
If I don’t find a man
All lovers I’ll ban

I know that my looks will soon fade
And I'll end up a grumpy old maid
If I don't find a man
All lovers I'll ban
And I'll sit all alone in the shade

They say beauty is just skin deep

They say beauty is just skin deep
So don't look in the mirror and weep

They say beauty is just skin deep
So don't look in the mirror and weep
Just stay friendly and kind

They say beauty is just skin deep
So don’t look in the mirror and weep
Just stay friendly and kind
And improve your mind

They say beauty is just skin deep
So don’t look in the mirror and weep
Just stay friendly and kind
And improve your mind
What you sow, so shall you reap

I once tried indoor skydiving

I once tried indoor skydiving
An activity that is thriving

I once tried indoor skydiving
An activity that is thriving
It’s different, for sure

I once tried indoor skydiving
An activity that is thriving
It’s different, for sure
Dont crash to the floor!

I once tried indoor skydiving
An activity that is thriving
It's different for sure
Don't crash to the floor!
Or else you will end up not driving.

I'm off to a church jumble sale

I'm off to a church jumble sale
As I struggle my way through the gale

I'm off to a church jumble sale
As I struggle my way through the gale
I need some dentures

I'm off to a church jumble sale
As I struggles my way through the gale
I need some dentures
For my adventures

I'm off to a church jumble sale
As I struggle my way through the gale
I need some dentures
For my adventures
Up hill and down dale

I love to walk on the beach

I love to walk on the beach
And learn all the things it can teach

I love to walk on the beach
And learn all the things it can teach
With rock pools and crabs

I love to walk on the beach
And learn all the things it can teach
With rock pools and crabs
Shells in dribs and drabs

I love to walk on the beach
And learn all the things it can teach
With rock pools and crabs
Shells in dribs and drabs
And pebbles, mottled and peach

Sea water is good for sore skin

Sea water is good for sore skin
For sunburn or a graze on your shin

Sea water is good for sore skin
For sunburn or a graze on your shin
You’ll feel so renewed

Sea water is good for sore skin
For sunburn or a graze on your shin
You'll feel so renewed
Lightened in your mood

Sea water is good for sore skin
For sunburn or a graze on your shin
You'll feel so renewed
Lightened in your mood
Let's throw worries into a bin.

I'd love to marry a millionaire