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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

Clawdy Mon 16-Feb-26 14:49:50

I'd love to marry a millionaire
And live a life so free of care

crazyH Mon 16-Feb-26 21:42:17

I'd love to marry a millionaire
And live a life so free of care
Can buy what I want

friendlygingercat Tue 17-Feb-26 02:28:44

I'd love to marry a millionaire
And live a life so free of care
Can buy what I want
Posh handbags I'll flaunt

Magenta8 Tue 17-Feb-26 08:39:27

I'd love to marry a millionaire
And live a life so free of care
Can buy what I want
Posh handbags I'll flaunt
Show off all my designer gear

I've just acquired a rescue cat

Mollygo Tue 17-Feb-26 12:11:12

I've just acquired a rescue cat
She promptly adopted my hat.

Clawdy Tue 17-Feb-26 14:46:21

I've just acquired a rescue cat,
She promptly adopted my hat,
Then she ripped it to shreds

GoldenLady Tue 17-Feb-26 15:55:02

I've just acquired a rescue cat,
She promptly adopted my hat,
Then she ripped it to shreds
And then moved to the beds

hollysteers Tue 17-Feb-26 21:05:51

I’ve just acquired a rescue cat
She promptly adopted my hat
Then she ripped it to shreds
And then moved to the beds
So now I’m surrounded by tat.

Fur baby’s a phrase I avoid

Mollygo Tue 17-Feb-26 21:30:54

Fur baby’s a phrase I avoid
Just hearing it makes me annoyed

Magenta8 Wed 18-Feb-26 08:48:28

Fur baby's a phase I avoid
Just hearing it makes me annoyed
It's naff and it's twee

GoldenLady Wed 18-Feb-26 14:22:36

Fur baby's a phase I avoid
Just hearing it makes me annoyed
It's naff and it's twee
And I might catch a flea!

Clawdy Wed 18-Feb-26 15:13:13

Fur baby's a phrase I avoid
Just hearing it makes me annoyed
It's naff and it's twee
And I might catch a flea!
Then it's owner would be overjoyed!

It's so cold and wet here today

52bright Wed 18-Feb-26 19:46:02

It's so cold and wet here today
For some sun I'm soon going to pay

Mollygo Wed 18-Feb-26 20:33:01

It's so cold and wet here today
For some sun I'm soon going to pay
I’ll go on a cruise

Ashcombe Wed 18-Feb-26 20:36:41

t's so cold and wet here today
For some sun I'm soon going to pay
I’ll go on a cruise
No more Winter blues

crazyH Wed 18-Feb-26 20:46:23

t's so cold and wet here today
For some sun I'm soon going to pay
I’ll go on a cruise
No more Winter blues
Wonder what my old man will say

I’ll certainly keep him in the dark

52bright Wed 18-Feb-26 20:58:30

I'll certainly keep him in the dark
Go on my own, will have a lark

crazyH Wed 18-Feb-26 21:45:18

I'll certainly keep him in the dark
Go on my own, will have a lark
Wedding ring I’ll hide

52bright Thu 19-Feb-26 00:12:16

I'll certainly keep him in the dark
Go on my own, will have a lark
Wedding ring I'll hide
Will be quite a ride

Magenta8 Thu 19-Feb-26 09:26:48

I'll certainly keep him in the dark
Go on my own, will have a lark
Wedding ring I'll hide
Will be quite a ride
I'll keep quiet when I disembark

I'll not tell what happened onboard

MollyNew Thu 19-Feb-26 20:02:56

I'll not tell what happened onboard
Although my plan may be flawed

hollysteers Thu 19-Feb-26 20:50:08

I’ll not tell what happened on onboard
Although my plan may be flawed
I’m a good girl you see

52bright Fri 20-Feb-26 01:19:50

I'll not tell what happened onboard
Although my plan may be flawed
I'm a good girl you see
That really is me

crazyH Fri 20-Feb-26 01:23:55

I'll not tell what happened onboard
Although my plan may be flawed
I'm a good girl you see
That really is me
But I get frisky when I’m bored

I do have a penchant for sailors

52bright Fri 20-Feb-26 01:42:24

I do have a penchant for sailors
With uniforms from good tailors