New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

Better to walk and get steps in
And reward myself with a gin
That goes to my head
And leaves things unsaid

Better to walk and get steps in
And reward myself with a gin
That goes to my head
And leaves things unsaid
I doubt that is a mortal sin

If so, you sure need to confess

If so, you sure need to confess
But try not to under duress

If so you sure need to confess
But try not to under duress
Just be a traitor

If so you sure need to confess
But try not to under duress
Just be a traitor
Sooner not later

If so you sure heed to confess
But try not to under duress
Just be a traitor
Sooner not later
You'll be forgiven, I guess.

The weather has really been awful

The weather has really been awful
It brings us a mood rather doleful

The weather has really been awful
It brings us a mood rather doleful
But we know this won't last

The weather has really been awful
It brings us a mood rather doleful
But we know this won't last
See the weather forecast!

The weather has really been awful
It brings us a mood rather doleful
But we know this won’t last
See the weather forecast
I’m hopeful and feeling so joyful.

Oh how the mighty have fallen

Oh how the mighty have fallen
Serve's 'em right, they're just appallin'

Oh how the mighty have fallen
Serve's 'em right, they're just appallin'
But we can enjoy

Oh how the mighty have fallen
Serves 'em right, they're just appallin'
But we can enjoy
Watching with friend Roy

Oh how the mighty have fallen
Serves ‘em right, they’re just appallin,
But we can enjoy
Watching with friend Roy
Their sighing, crying and bawlin’

We honoured a Queen for so long

We honoured a Queen for so long
But her's son's behaviour's so wrong

We honoured a Queen for so long
But her's son's behaviour's so wrong
Are parents to blame?

We honoured a Queen for so long
But her's son's behaviour's so wrong
Are parents to blame?
For us, is it the same?

We honoured a Queen for so long
But her's son's behaviour is wrong
Are parents to blame?
For us, is it the same?
We tried and failed is our sad song

Entitlement has its draw backs

Entitlement has its draw backs
Wealth has its wrinkles and cracks

Entitlement has its draw backs
Wealth has its wrinkles and cracks
Best not to spoil them

Entitlement has its drawbacks
Wealth has its wrinkles and cracks
Best not to spoil them
Gifts given seldom

Entitlement has its drawbacks
Wealth has its wrinkles and cracks
Best not to spoil them
Gifts given seldom
Get used well, alas and alack.

I'm thinking of writing a book

I'm thinking of writing a book
I will do, by hook or by crook

I'm thinking of writing a book
I will do, by hook or by crook
Might make me famous

I'm thinking of writing a book
I will do, by hook or by crook
Might make me famous
Then I’ll be the same as . . .