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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

crazyH Sat 28-Feb-26 00:33:22

I'm thinking of writing a book
I will do, by hook or by crook
Might make me famous
Then I’ll be the same as . . .
Jilly Cooper, with her tousled look

My hair has always been my bane

52bright Sat 28-Feb-26 00:59:31

My hair has always been my bane
with frizz and curls no-one can tame

Magenta8 Sat 28-Feb-26 08:28:51

My hair has always been my bane
With frizz and curls no-one can tame
I long for straight locks

GoldenLady Sat 28-Feb-26 14:46:16

My hair has always been my bane
With frizz and curls no-one can tame
I long for straight locks
And old-fashioned frocks

52bright Sat 28-Feb-26 15:53:13

My hair has always been my bane
With frizz and curls no-one can tame
I long for straight locks
And old-fashioned frocks
So elegant with a long mane

I think I'll buy a summer dress

crazyH Sat 28-Feb-26 15:59:34

I think I'll buy a summer dress
That’s cute , flowery, dont need a ‘press’

hollysteers Sat 28-Feb-26 16:24:20

I think I’ll buy a summer dress,
That’s cute, flowery, don’t need a ‘press’
I’ll banish my pants

BrightandBreezy Sat 28-Feb-26 22:37:41

I think I'll buy a summer dress
That's cute, flowery, don't need a 'press'
I'll banish my pants
Be calm with no rants

Clawdy Sun 01-Mar-26 08:50:31

I think I'll buy a summer dress
That's cute, flowery, don't need a press
I'll banish my pants
Be calm with no rants
And probably still look a mess!

I wish I could fly in the sky

Magenta8 Sun 01-Mar-26 08:57:53

I wish I could fly in the sky
Then I would soar ever so high

hollysteers Sun 01-Mar-26 09:52:18

I wish I could fly in the sky
Then I would soar ever so high
The world down below

52bright Sun 01-Mar-26 16:22:24

I wish I could fly in the sky
Then I would soar ever so high
The world down below
With troubles I don't need to know

pably15 Sun 01-Mar-26 20:41:34

I wish I could fly in the sky
Then I would soar ever so high
The world down below
With troubles I don't need to know
So I'd just wave them all bye bye

I'd stop where I wanted to rest

Mollygo Sun 01-Mar-26 23:38:25

I'd stop where I wanted to rest
Somewhere peaceful and warm would be best.

crazyH Mon 02-Mar-26 00:47:24

I'd stop where I wanted to rest
Somewhere peaceful and warm would be best.
No stresses, no pain

Magenta8 Mon 02-Mar-26 07:04:32

I'd stop where I wanted to rest
Somewhere peaceful and warm would be best
No stresses no pain
Then fly up again

hollysteers Mon 02-Mar-26 07:57:39

I’d stop where I wanted to rest
Somewhere peaceful and warm would be best
No stresses no pain
Then fly up again
And all at my own sole behest.

The world has gone mad now I see

BrightandBreezy Tue 03-Mar-26 00:56:51

The world has gone mad now I see
Things change between breakfast and tea

crazyH Tue 03-Mar-26 01:03:13

The world has gone mad now I see
Things change between breakfast and tea
There’s a war looming

NanKate Tue 03-Mar-26 07:53:06

The world has gone mad now I see
Things change between breakfast and tea
There’s a war looming
But flowers still blooming

Magenta8 Tue 03-Mar-26 08:52:58

The world has gone mad now I see
Thing change between breakfast and tea
There's a war looming
But flowers are still blooming
I suppose what will be will be

I'm reading a book that is great

Mollygo Tue 03-Mar-26 09:10:23

I'm reading a book that is great
It kept me up reading till late

Crocus5 Tue 03-Mar-26 14:25:11

I’m reading a book that is great
It kept me up reading till late
A tale of suspense

pably15 Tue 03-Mar-26 14:34:18

I'm reading a book that is great
It kept me up reading till late
A tale of suspence
But it didn't make sense

GoldenLady Tue 03-Mar-26 14:55:32

I'm reading a book that is great
It kept me up reading till late
A tale of suspense
But it didn't make sense
Until some weird mushrooms I ate.

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