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New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

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friendlygingercat Thu 08-Jan-26 21:38:23

In my kitchen I roar and rage
Gordon Ramsay is near my age

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52bright Fri 09-Jan-26 17:30:54

In my kitchen I roar and rage
Gordon Ramsay is near my age
But he's such a pain

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Ashcombe Fri 09-Jan-26 17:45:28

In my kitchen I roar and rage
Gordon Ramsay is near my age
But he's such a pain
No cursing - no gain!

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crazyH Fri 09-Jan-26 17:56:13

In my kitchen I roar and rage
Gordon Ramsay is near my age
But he's such a pain
No cursing - no gain!
I’m a good cook, and a wise sage

I once wrote a Victorian Saga

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Magenta8 Fri 09-Jan-26 18:00:02

In my kitchen I roar and rage
Gordon Ramsey is near my age
But he's such a pain
No cursing - no gain
But somehow we're on the same page

I wish I could afford good food

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Mollygo Fri 09-Jan-26 18:55:48

I wish I could afford good food
No just cheaper stuff that is stewed

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hollysteers Fri 09-Jan-26 20:20:30

I wish I could afford good food
Not just cheaper stuff that is stewed
There must be a way

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52bright Fri 09-Jan-26 23:27:58

I wish I could afford good food
Nott just cheaper stuff that is stewed
There must be a way
Find job with good pay

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pably15 Sat 10-Jan-26 00:57:35

I wish I could afford good food
Not just cheaper stuff that is stewed
There must be a way
Find good job with good pay
And buy the very best that I could

Or find a young man who is rich

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Elrel Sat 10-Jan-26 01:44:16

Or find a young man who is rich
If you’re a cute heartless witch

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nanna8 Sat 10-Jan-26 05:34:50

Or find a young man who is rich
If you’re a cute heartless witch
Lure him with kisses

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Magenta8 Sat 10-Jan-26 08:33:37

Or find a young man who is rich
If you're a cute heartless witch
Lure him with kisses
Empty promises

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hollysteers Sat 10-Jan-26 10:12:15

Or find a young man who is rich
If you’re a cute heartless witch
Lure him with kisses
Empty promises
But knowing that soon he’ll be ditched.

I could be a wild femme fatale

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henetha Sat 10-Jan-26 10:36:54

I could be a wild femme fatale,
But I'm not quite that sort of gal,

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pably15 Sat 10-Jan-26 13:18:53

I could be a wild femme fatale
But I'm not quite that sort of gal,
I want to be cared for

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Ashcombe Sat 10-Jan-26 13:32:43

I could be a wild femme fatale
But I'm not quite that sort of gal,
I want to be cared for
For loving, prepared for

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Magenta8 Sat 10-Jan-26 14:15:34

I could be a wild femme fatale
But I'm not quite that sort of gal
I wand to be cared for
For loving, prepared for
A man who'll be kind and a pal

I don't want a toy boy for sure

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hollysteers Sat 10-Jan-26 17:19:21

I don’t want a toy boy for sure
But some men do like them mature

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52bright Sat 10-Jan-26 19:59:35

I don't want a toy boy for sure
But some men do like the mature
A cougar maybe?

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friendlygingercat Sun 11-Jan-26 02:04:39

I don't want a toy boy for sure
But some men do like the mature
A cougar maybe?
So we could break free

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hollysteers Sun 11-Jan-26 09:59:22

I don’t want a toy boy for sure
But some men do like them mature
A cougar maybe?
So we could break free
My celibacy he might cure.

We’re always allowed change of mind

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Magenta8 Sun 11-Jan-26 10:10:55

We're always allowed change of mid
Our prejudices need not bind

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friendlygingercat Mon 12-Jan-26 14:07:32

We're always allowed change of mid
Our prejudices need not bind
Choice is with the heart

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52bright Mon 12-Jan-26 23:21:02

We're always allowed change of mind
Our prejudices need not bind
Choice is with the heart
Can stay or can part

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GoldenLady Tue 13-Jan-26 14:27:36

We're always allowed change of mind
Our prejudices need not bind
Choice is with the heart
Can stay or can part
But always I try to be kind

I need a new window cleaner

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