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New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

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Magenta8 Sun 12-Apr-26 17:48:31

I think it might scare passers by
Or maybe attract a nice guy

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52bright Sun 12-Apr-26 20:55:06

I think it might scare passers by
Or maybe attract a nice guy
Your luck could be in

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65KL Mon 13-Apr-26 02:06:50

I think it might scare passers by
Or maybe attract a nice guy
Your luck could be in
Put on your best grin

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Clawdy Mon 13-Apr-26 16:12:17

I think it might scare passers by
Or maybe attract a nice guy
Your luck could be in
Put on your best grin
It's probably worth a try!

I'm off to the theatre tonight

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52bright Mon 13-Apr-26 17:34:53

I'm off to the theatre tonight
A Ghost show to give me a fright

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Magenta8 Mon 13-Apr-26 17:54:17

I'm off to the theatre tonight
A Ghost show to give me a fright
Hamlet is the play

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hollysteers Mon 13-Apr-26 18:54:12

I’m off to the theatre tonight
A Ghost show to give me a fright
Hamlet is the play
It sure is not gay

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MollyNew Mon 13-Apr-26 20:14:52

I'm off to the theatre tonight
A Ghost show to give me a fright
Hamlet is the play
It sure is not gay
William Shakespeare sure knew how to write

I'll be on the edge of my seat

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Wyllow3 Tue 14-Apr-26 00:12:54

I'll be on the edge of my seat
Knees shaking and wobbly feet

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52bright Tue 14-Apr-26 00:56:42

I'll be on the edge of my seat
Knees shaking and wobbly feet
Devour every word

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MollyNew Tue 14-Apr-26 19:46:14

I'll be on the edge of my seat
Knees shaking and wobbly feet
Devour every word
However absurd

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Magenta8 Tue 14-Apr-26 20:05:03

I'll be on the edge of my seat
Knees shaking and wobbly feet
Devour every word
However absurd
At the end they are all dead meat

Think I'll try comedy next time

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crazyH Tue 14-Apr-26 23:24:58

Think I'll try comedy next time
I prefer that to things sublime

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pably15 Tue 14-Apr-26 23:29:59

Think I'll try comedy next time
I prefer that to things sublime
I'll joke and make folk laugh

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52bright Wed 15-Apr-26 00:51:19

Think I'll try comedy next time
I prefer that to things sublime
I'll joke and make folk laugh
With many a gaff

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hollysteers Wed 15-Apr-26 11:17:17

Think I’ll try comedy next time
I prefer that to things sublime
I’ll joke and make folk laugh
With many a gaff
No laughter is surely a crime.

My aunt is an actress of note

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henetha Wed 15-Apr-26 11:21:46

My aunt is an actress of note
And also sings on a big boat,

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Crocus5 Wed 15-Apr-26 12:04:22

My aunt is an actress of note
And also sings on a big boat
She’s a soprano

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Magenta8 Wed 15-Apr-26 12:15:29

My aunt is an actress of note
And also sings on a big boat
She's a soprano
Known in Milano

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MollyNew Wed 15-Apr-26 13:31:23

My aunt is an actress of note
And also sings on a big boat
She's a soprano
Known in Milano
And wears a flamboyant big coat

I wish I could sketch, draw and paint

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hollysteers Wed 15-Apr-26 14:03:30

I wish I could sketch, draw and paint,
But Renoir I certainly ain’t

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GoldenLady Wed 15-Apr-26 15:58:52

I wish I could sketch, draw and paint,
But Renoir I certainly ain’t
I know how to doodle

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Wyllow3 Wed 15-Apr-26 16:33:25

I wish I could sketch, draw and paint,
But Renoir I certainly ain’t
I know how to doodle
I drew a weird poodle

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Magenta8 Wed 15-Apr-26 16:42:51

I wish I could sketch, draw and paint
But Renoir I certainly ain't
I know how to doodle
I draw a weird poodle
In pencil that's wobbly and faint

But I'm skilled at baking for sure

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65KL Wed 15-Apr-26 21:44:14

But I'm skilled at baking for sure
Apple pie , chocolate cake and more

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