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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

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crazyH Tue 07-Apr-26 22:36:14

Some people exist for their phone
Without it they feel so alone
It's part of their brain
They have had it trained

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Wyllow3 Tue 07-Apr-26 22:38:04

Some people exist for their phone
Without it they feel so alone
It's part of their brain
And so will remain

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Wyllow3 Tue 07-Apr-26 22:40:51

whoops things moving fast

Some people exist for their phone
Without it they feel so alone
It's part of their brain
And so will remain
As within it the curse it has grown

I feel like an outing next day

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Magenta8 Wed 08-Apr-26 09:55:21

I feel like an outing next day
To somewhere not too far away

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crazyH Wed 08-Apr-26 10:49:56

I feel like an outing next day
To somewhere not too far away
A beach hut in Torquay

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henetha Wed 08-Apr-26 11:29:08

I feel like an outing next day
To somewhere not too far away
A beach hut in Torquay
Sand and sparkling sea

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hollysteers Wed 08-Apr-26 12:59:06

I feel like an outing next day
To somewhere not too far away
A beach hut in Torquay
Sand and sparkling sea
Our own Riviera, hooray!

Blue stripes are my favourite design

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Clawdy Wed 08-Apr-26 16:08:24

Blue stripes are my favourite design
Prosecco is my favourite wine

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Magenta8 Wed 08-Apr-26 16:30:49

Blue stripes are my favourite design
Prosecco is my favourite wine
Cairns, my dog of choice

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pably15 Thu 09-Apr-26 13:02:33

Blue stripes are my favourite design
Prosecco is my favourite wine
Cairns, my dog of choice
It has such a lovely voice

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Wyllow3 Thu 09-Apr-26 14:04:31

Blue stripes are my favourite design
Prosecco is my favourite wine
Cairns, my dog of choice
It has such a lovely voice
Now, a blue striped life is just fine.

Its really quite cold all today

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GoldenLady Thu 09-Apr-26 16:20:32

Its really quite cold all today
Relax, it soon will be May

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Magenta8 Thu 09-Apr-26 17:19:24

It's really quite cold all day
Relax, it soon will be May
The sun will come back

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52bright Thu 09-Apr-26 17:43:07

It's really quite cold all day
Relax, it soon will be May
The sun will come back
Vit D I do lack

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hollysteers Fri 10-Apr-26 20:06:25

It’s really quite cold all day
Relax, it soon will be May
The sun will come back
Vit D I do lack
For a long warm summer I pray.

I’m ready with my new sun hat

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Magenta8 Sat 11-Apr-26 08:20:38

I'm ready with my new sun hat
Just need sun then that will be that

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Clawdy Sat 11-Apr-26 14:59:11

I'm ready with my new sun hat
Just need sun, then that will be that
It should be quite soon

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GoldenLady Sat 11-Apr-26 14:59:41

I'm ready with my new sun hat
Just need sun then that will be that
But the hat provides shade!

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Crocus5 Sat 11-Apr-26 16:45:26

I’m ready with my new sun hat
Just need sun, then that will be that
It should be quite soon
Tomorrow by noon

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crazyH Sat 11-Apr-26 16:46:28

I'm ready with my new sun hat
Just need sun then that will be that
But the hat provides shade!
The midges won’t raid

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Magenta8 Sat 11-Apr-26 20:41:38

I'm ready with my my new sun hat
Just need sun then that will be that
But the hat provides shade!
The midges won't raid
And neither will I see a gnat

I'll sit and bask in my deck chair

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hollysteers Sat 11-Apr-26 21:34:46

I’ll sit and bask in my deck chair
My winter legs then I will bare

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GoldenLady Sun 12-Apr-26 15:33:23

I’ll sit and bask in my deck chair
My winter legs then I will bare
Lovely, warm sun

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Wyllow3 Sun 12-Apr-26 15:37:44

I’ll sit and bask in my deck chair
My winter legs then I will bare
Lovely, warm sun
Brown as a bun

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52bright Sun 12-Apr-26 17:16:42

I'll sit and bask in my deck chair
My winter legs then I will bare
Lovely, warm sun
Brown as a bun
Bikini on next if I dare

I think that might scare passers by

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