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NEW - "New Limerick Thread II 2016" (following New Limerick Thread

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Wyllow3 Mon 20-Jul-26 14:14:23

Carrying on the limerick left at close of play 1000 posts:

A small gerbil would be quite cheap
A very small pet for to keep
A bit like a rat
But they get very fat

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Magenta8 Sat 31-Oct-26 13:05:20

I had a pen pal in Keighley
Who used to write to me weekly
But he got a bit rude
He called me his 'dude'
Which I did not take to meekly

One day he turned up at my door

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Shel1951 Sat 31-Oct-26 13:11:57

One day he turned up at my door
So shocked I dropped to the floor

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GoldenLady Sat 31-Oct-26 14:29:50

She got away with it for years
But is in prison now, three cheers
She won't be missed at all
For her crime wasn't small

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hollysteers Sat 31-Oct-26 14:31:22

One day he turned up at my door
So shocked I dropped to the floor
He handed me flowers

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Magenta8 Sat 31-Oct-26 22:31:28

One day he turned up at my door
So shocked I dropped to the floor
He handed me flowers
And we talked for hours

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