LIMERICKS (April 2025 contd August 2026)

The fluffy llama I would walk
And try hard to teach it to talk
Such a hopeless task

The fluffy llama I would walk
And try hard to teach it to talk
Such a hopeless task
Far too much to ask

The fluffy llama I would walk
And try hard to teach it to talk
Such a hopeless task
Far too much to ask
Its speech would cause people to gawk.

Each word would begin with two L's

Each word would begin with two L's
In Llandudno, the llamas wore bells

They lloved llicking llimes

Each word would begin with two L's
In Llandudno, the llamas wore bells
They lloved llicking llimes

Each word would begin with two L’s
In Llandudno, the llamas wore bells
They loved llicking limes
Alongside their chimes

Each word would begin with two L's
In Llandudno, the llamas wore bells
They lloved llicking llimes
And mimicking mimes

Each word would begin with two L's
In Llandudno, the llamas wore bells
They lloved llicking llimes
And mimicking mimes
And cavorting about on the fells.

New line please

Oh joy! Autumn is here at last

Oh joy! Autumn is here at last
This summer is thankfully past

Oh joy! Autumn is here at last
This summer is thankfully past
There’ll be cooler days

Oh joy! Autumn is here at last
This summer is thankfully past
There'll be cooler days
So the weatherman says

Oh joy! Autumn is here at last
This summer is thankfully past
There’ll be cooler days
So the weatherman says
And winter might just be a blast.

So quickly the shops change their wares

So quickly the shops change their wares
And autumn brings in its own fares

So quickly the shops change their wares
And autumn brings in its own fares
Irresistable pumpkin spice

So quickly the shops change their wares
And autumn brings in its own fares
Irresistable pumpkin spice
Is ten times as nice

So quickly the shops change their wares
And autumn brings in its own fares
Irresistible pumpkin spice
Is ten times as nice
And I’ll bake some homely spiced pears.

The children will soon trick and treat

The children will soon trick and treat
I'll give them some chocolate to eat

The children will soon trick and treat
I’ll give them some chocolate to eat
A pumpkin perhaps

The children will soon trick and treat
I’ll give them some chocolate to eat
A pumpkin perhaps
Can we eat them in wraps?

The children will soon trick and treat
I’ll give them some chocolate to eat
A pumpkin perhaps
Can we eat them in wraps?
A very unusual feat.

In Pendle were witches galore

In Pendle were witches galore
Up on their broomsticks they would soar

In Pendle were witches galore
Up on their broomsticks they would soar
In 1612 - what a year!