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LIMERICKS (April 2025 contd August 2026)

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Magenta8 Sat 08-Aug-26 09:35:25

I would have liked to have a chat (First line)

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henetha Tue 15-Sept-26 12:54:41

She disliked the neighbours cat
Who was I admit quite a brat
Living side by side
Was no easy ride
As she loved a good old spat.

So she went to the vet who said

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GoldenLady Tue 15-Sept-26 15:32:50

So she went to the vet who said
"Get that quarreling out of your head!"

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hollysteers Tue 15-Sept-26 16:06:30

So she went to the vet who said
Get that quarrelling out of your head
A dog you are not

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MollyNew Tue 15-Sept-26 16:07:19

So she went to the vet who said
"Get that quarrelling out of your head!"
"You're no dog - you're a girl!"

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Magenta8 Tue 15-Sept-26 16:39:20

So she went to the vet who said
"Get that quarrelling out of your head!"
"A dog you are not
So stop all this rot"

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GoldenLady Wed 16-Sept-26 15:24:44

So she went to the vet who said
"Get that quarrelling out of your head!"
"A dog you are not
So stop all this rot
Try being a hamster instead"

It was peaceful at home for a while

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hollysteers Thu 17-Sept-26 00:16:04

It was peaceful at home for a while
After scenes so shocking and vile

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Magenta8 Thu 17-Sept-26 10:31:31

It was peaceful at home for a while
After scenes so shocking and vile
It started again

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GoldenLady Thu 17-Sept-26 14:56:28

It was peaceful at home for a while
After scenes so shocking and vile
It started again
When she brought home a hen

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hollysteers Fri 18-Sept-26 18:10:14

It was peaceful at home for an while
After scenes so shocking and vile
It started again
When she brought home an hen
And managed the family to rile.

I know a bookseller in Crewe

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nanna8 Sat 19-Sept-26 09:07:50

I know a bookseller in Crewe
I loved him with a love so true

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henetha Sat 19-Sept-26 12:06:44

I know a bookseller in Crewe
I loved him with a love so true
He gave me free books

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