LIMERICKS (April 2025 contd August 2026)

The remnants of summer fade fast
It seems to be autumn at last

The remnants of summer fade fast
It seems to be autumn at last
Leaves are turning gold and brown

The remnants of summer fade fast
It seems to be autumn at last
Leaves are turning gold and brown
They all tumble down

The remnants of summer fade fast
It seems to be autumn at last
Leaves are gold and brown
They all tumble down
Reminiscent of autumns past.

It'll be Christmas before too long,

It will be Christmas before too long,
With memories of friends now long gone,

Ah, we have peace at last
Without sounds that leave us aghast

Perhaps you should try singing bass
That would wipe the smile off his face
They say silence is golden
And does embolden
All who are stuck in this place

Ah, we have peace at last
I bet you can't sing fast!

Bit of a muddle there. Continuing from Shell951.

It will be Christmas before too long
With memories of friends long gone
Families will meet

It will be Christmas before too long
With memories of friends long gone
Families will meet
And lights deck the street

It will be Christmas before too long
With memories of friends long gone
Families will meet
And lights deck the street
Carols will be Christmas song

A little white cat called Snow

A little white cat called Snow
Would purr and miaow a hello

A little white cat called Snow
Would purr and miaow a hello
I said “What’s your name?”

A little white cat called Snow
Would purr and miaow a hello
I said “What’s your name?”
He asked, “this a game?”

A little white cat called Snow
Would purr and miaow a hello
I said "What's your name?"
He asked, "this a game?"
"Oh wouldn't you just like to know"

I guessed bianco and whitey

I guessed bianco and whitey
He certainly was a beauty

I guessed bianco and whitey
Or a better name might be Mighty

I guessed Bianco and whitey
Or a better name might be mighty
But whatever you choose

I guessed Bianco and whitey
Or a better name might be Mighty
But whatever you choose
I’ll sure dodge the poos

I guessed Bianco and whitey
Or a better name might be mighty
But whatever you choose
I'll sure dodge the poos
And teeth because he is bitey

The new moon shone over the bay

The new moon shone over the bay
As the stars came out to play

The new moon shone over the bay
As the stars came out to play
What a beautiful night!

The new moon shone over the bay
As the stars came out to play
What a beautiful night!
Such a magical sight,

The new moon shone over the bay
As the stars came out to play
What a beautiful night!
Such a magical sight,
I knew I just had to stay.

A baker from down Dorset way

A baker from down Dorset way
Came to visit me for the day