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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 20:47:10

Sorry Jangran, didn’t notice that you have already started one...

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Grany Sat 20-Mar-21 20:52:40

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum
So it's really all win win win

A glass of wine real perks me up

Elrel Thu 29-Apr-21 22:58:33

A glass of wine real perks me up
If there’s no wine then beer I’ll sup

crazyH Thu 29-Apr-21 23:04:54

A glass of wine real perks me up
If there’s no wine then beer I’ll sup
Hang-ups are all gone

Juliet27 Sat 01-May-21 06:42:23

A glass of wine real perks me up
If there’s no wine then beer I’ll sup
Hang-ups are all gone
Hangovers each morn

Juliet27 Sat 08-May-21 17:09:44

A glass of wine real perks me up
If there’s no wine then beer I’ll sup
Hang-ups are all gone
Hangovers each morn
But more fun than tea in a cup

I do love a journey by train

crazyH Sat 08-May-21 18:28:26

I do love a journey by train
Get views of beautiful terrain

Jangran99 Sun 09-May-21 14:41:32

I do love a journey by train
Get views of beautiful terrain
The sights rushing by

Hellogirl1 Sun 09-May-21 23:11:20

I do love a journey by train
Get views of beautiful terrain
The sights rushing by
Such bliss to the eye

Juliet27 Thu 13-May-21 06:52:10

I do love a journey by train
Get views of beautiful terrain
The sights rushing by
Such bliss to the eye
Let alone a joy to the brain

My brain lacks new experience

henetha Thu 13-May-21 10:19:49

My brain lacks new experience
I need a bit of variance

crazyH Thu 13-May-21 10:44:34

My brain lacks new experience
I need a bit of variance
Sudoku sounds good

Hellogirl1 Thu 13-May-21 23:18:26

My brain lacks new experience
I need a bit of variance
Sudoku sounds good
I`m not sure I could

Jangran99 Fri 14-May-21 00:02:02

My brain lacks new experience
I need a bit of variance
Sudoku sounds good
I`m not sure I could
Numbers make my brain very tense

But a crossword would fit the bill

crazyH Fri 14-May-21 22:15:32

But a crossword would fit the bill
As long as my mind would stay still

Hellogirl1 Fri 14-May-21 23:26:12

But a crossword would fit the bill
As long as my mind would stay still
I know lots of words

crazyH Sat 15-May-21 00:31:27

But a crossword would fit the bill
As long as my mind would stay still
I know lots of words
The turdiest of turds

nanna8 Sat 15-May-21 03:27:15

But a crossword would fit the bill
As long as my mind would stay still
I know lots of words
The turdiest of turds
But can’t dredge them up just at will

Perhaps I should try something else

henetha Sun 16-May-21 11:21:06

Perhaps I should try something else,
A new language, how about Welsh?

crazyH Sun 16-May-21 11:29:24

Perhaps I should try something else,
A new language, how about Welsh?
But then, I wondered

Hellogirl1 Sun 16-May-21 23:32:29

Perhaps I should try something else,
A new language, how about Welsh?
But then, I wondered
Will I have blundered

crazyH Mon 17-May-21 01:23:18

Perhaps I should try something else,
A new language, how about Welsh?
But then, I wondered
Will I have blundered
And upset the genuine Celts ?

It’s way past my bedtime, but can’t

nanna8 Mon 17-May-21 07:21:31

It's way past my bedtime,but can't
Sleep,read,even chat with my aunt