Thank you, butty. Already having an interesting and smiley day thanks to GNers and this:
One of the reasons we have a 4x4
Living where we do
Showed up this morning —
The Road (there is only one without "going round the mountains") was flooded
So Hub came home half an hour after he'd left,
Not because he couldn't get through the water
But because several other, ordinary cars
Had already tried
And failed
And were stuck
And blocking the road
With their wrecked engines.
Happens every year, sometimes several times.
You'd think they'd learn —
Road puddles round here
Are deep!
But Hub got an extra coffee at home
And we trained binoculars on the far side of the loch,
And when all the tailed up red lights began to move
He set off again.
They did some work on the drains last year
But I expect it was the wrong kind of leaves
Piling up and getting stuck, as they do,
That caused the problem.
In an area of high rainfall and lots of trees,
Drain maintenance, anyone?
Earlier I donned waterproof trousers, Ventile jacket and hood,
Thick thockth, rainbow wellies, knitted gloves and thick waterproof gloves on top
And trundled down the hill with the wheelie bin.
As I trekked back up beside the stream in the dark
(no street lights because no street)
I could hear that the water was white water today,
And yes, even in the dark, the burn showed
As a white gash streaking down the hill.
Hello, stream.