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SMUT.
Oh, I wish that you had seen him,
Our little pussy cat.
He came so skinny, scrag, and lean,
And went away so fat !
They said he stole the food and things ;
Perhaps he did so, but
He really couldn’t help it —couldn’t Smut.
He walked upon the dresser shelf
And knocked down mother’s jugs,
Broke half a dozen dinner plates,
And Kate’s and Molly’s mugs.
I guess he thought he heard a mouse ;
He didn’t catch it, but
He really couldn’t help it —couldn’t Smut.
He tore up half the leather chairs,
They bought a set to match,
And just to show he noticed it
He marked them with a scratch.
Then Father, he got very mad ;
It was annoying, but
He really couldn’t help it—couldn’t Smut.
So of fellowship and feelings, too,
We made a sacrifice,
And gave him to a farmer man
To catch his rats and mice.
We wept to lose our pussy cat ;
And he was sorry, but
We really couldn’t help it—could we, Smut ?
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