I can't find this one of my father's online. Maybe he made it up!
Oh Jack was working on the farm one evening in July,
when all at once a gypsy girl went gaily tripping by.
He smiled at her as she ran barefoot through his cabbage patch.
Her hair was long and black, and she had fingernails to match.
Mmmmmm Mmmmmm Mmmmmm Mmmmmm, Mmmmmm Mmmmmm Mmmmmm Mmmmmm, Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ( that's the chorus!)
Jack caught her and he kissed her hand, oh, he was very keen.
It was eleven inches long, the biggest hand he'd seen.
And as he kissed that hand a thought into his head was put,
If her hand had been one inch longer, he'd have kissed a foot!
Chorus.
The day Jack wed he cried "I am the happiest man on earth".
The preacher said, " Then pay me, and give me what she's worth"
Jack gave the preacher half a crown, the preacher looked at Jack,
but then he saw his bride- to - be and gave him ninepence back.
Chorus
Oh Jack he went a roving, soon after they were wed.
His gypsy girl got lonely, and she went out with Fred.
But Jack he got to hear of this and said, "I'd better stop her".
So he flew home by aeroplane, and by hell ee copped 'er.
Chorus.