Grade 4 rectal prolapse.

Great news about the fund going well.

'Every one a Maserati'!
Loved Monty Python.

For TillyTrotter

Who could forget the Monty Python organist? ?

(I didn’t use the full photo, not sure GNHQ would approve of bare bottoms before the watershed)

Ooh Tilly whatever do you mean?

The Happy Christmas has now topped £13,000 from 236 well wishers. Isn’t it lovely to see that there are so many caring people out there?

I have just had a look at the total, as I always do first thing and it's sitting at £12,950, which is great news.

Tilly, you are awful!!

I’d be careful with the word ‘organ* Tilly!,

Hmm ? just thinking - a dangerous thing my OH would say

Friends of the Christmas fund (being careful with my words here) could make calendars involving cherry buns, ?
barter them,
and top up said fund.
Remember the film Calendar Girls ? ??
I will be the one who sits at the organ please?

Bumps can take many forms just look at the turn this thread took and the increase in donations. Besides, one can be bumped off a flight and that's the last thing we want for Soop.
Now, back to the fun.

MayBeMaw

Aveline

My problem with the word 'bumping' is that it is more subtle to post a response with more content than just 'bumping'. This keeps the thread going in a more positive way.

Subtle Aveline ?
“Bump” is clear enough.

Effective.

I think "bumping" is used by airlines to indicate that a passenger has been pushed ahead in the queue , or put up into a higher class . It's always a good thing !

Of course we two ladies in waiting will be on call together, fully alert to see to Her Majesty’s every desire Marydoll.
(Sssh) Mr Soop knows nothing of the two beefcakes she demands to turn down her bed in the evening, nor the wee dram in her nightly hot chocolate.

£12,725 really is amazing Tillytrotter ?

soop ‘s fund total is £12,725 now. Amazing!
It is creeping up. ?

Marydoll

Hands off! Surely everyone knows he is my man?

Praying that we have some more donations

You're a lucky woman, Marydoll!

Haha yes Aveline I’m sure that will be the case!

Of course you can NannyTopsy I love sloe gin!

That’s a good idea Aveline, people will definitely pay me to stop singing ?

Will people be sponsoring you to stop Tilly?
Looking at the 'Full Monty' programme on just now maybe that's something we could think about? Obviously only stripping down to our vests though.

My singing has been known to make dogs howl but I will be happy to sing “Donald where’s yoor trousers?” if Mr Blossoming would give me a few notes on his didgeridoo to keep me in tune.
All in the name of entertainment at our party and I can assure MrS many more donations are likely to flood into soop ‘s fund in appreciation. ? ? ? ?

Can I come? I have several bottles of sloe gin and rhubarb gin I made earlier in the year ?‍?

I could ask Mr. B. To bring his didgeridoo to the party. Though on second thoughts it ought to be called a didgeridont. I’m not sure if the residents of Gairloch have recovered from the impromptu didgeridoo recital following the cider tasting, it was only 5 years ago

Aldom I rather fancy your tasty sandwiches- I do not like anything fizzy except diet coke and Irn bru so I will bring a very dry white.

I will also come in my night attire as I doubt if I will be fit to go anywhere afterwards so I can find a comfortable bed and collapse there. If Sweetie Pie would like to join me that is fine. If any feline or canine friends come, I am happy to give extra cuddles.

When he's recovered from the dizzying responses, Mr Soop will respond to you lot tomorrow.

I'll bring some smoked salmon and cream cheese sandwiches and a bottle of Prosecco. After a couple of glasses of fizz I'll do the can can (I wish). I'm off to raid the wardrobe for my red and black, laced bodice, matching skirt with lots of net underskirts. Anyone got a spare pair of fish net stockings I can borrow.

Will MrSoop be wearing a 'Health Vest' though?

Grandmajean

Rab in his string vest is a looker !

He’s mine, all mine