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RebeccaJames Sat 21-Feb-26 15:05:11

I hope my tale of woe will make you laugh - but a change to my normal medication means I haven't been able to poo for three days now!

My eyes are almost popping out from the straining!

Please can everyone wish me good luck that one day I can finally "go" !!!

yogitree Sat 28-Feb-26 13:17:35

If you know Yoga, do Sitting Cat & Cow with a twist. That helps!

RebeccaJames Sat 28-Feb-26 13:19:40

Luckygirl3

Do not strain till your eyes pop!
You will give yourself piles or burst a blood vessel ... seriously. Raising your intracranial pressure like that is not good for anyone, let alone older people.
The reason you are having to strain is because your meds have slowed down the movement of your guts and the stool dries out en route and becomes the Rock of Gibralter.
So the aim is to reintroduce water and make the stool softer. Drink, drink, drink .... lots of water.
Also take regular laxido-type stuff to keep the stool soft.
And if you have got to the eye popping stage then stop straining and bung up a glycerin suppository.

Thank you and noted on the straining!

It was just out of desperation to make my bowels move and get some relief - and all the straining doesn't actually seem to work anyway!

Luckygirl3 Sat 28-Feb-26 15:00:13

The straining does not work! Arm yourself with laxido/movicol (which are the same thing) and some glycerine suppositories. The water you need is free!

sharon103 Sat 28-Feb-26 15:08:06

A stick of dynamite?
Seriously though, my mum used to have lactulose and was told to drink plenty of water.

petra Sat 28-Feb-26 15:19:58

It helps if you can raise your knees when on the toilet.
Massaging the transverse colon towards the left can help it on its way. That’s part of the intestine.
All these exercises are online.

Allira Sat 28-Feb-26 16:24:36

Luckygirl3

The straining does not work! Arm yourself with laxido/movicol (which are the same thing) and some glycerine suppositories. The water you need is free!

Yes.

The GP will prescribe them or you can buy them from a pharmacist.

Blossoming Mon 02-Mar-26 15:02:43

petra

It helps if you can raise your knees when on the toilet.
Massaging the transverse colon towards the left can help it on its way. That’s part of the intestine.
All these exercises are online.

I second this, I had my sigmoid colon removed due to cancer and my bowel needs a helping hand. These are great.
youtu.be/3WUoFuIX2VA?si=wrIWUpPKeI4H5k1X