John Key is such a dork.
JessM In answer to your question about matching clothes, curtains and carpets, I can almost answer yes. In my youth I longed for a pair of brocade flares – yes, I know. Anyway, unable to afford to buy them, I made them from some brocade I bought in Ponting's soft furnishings department. The first and only time I wore them, I went to party. The three-piece suite – remember those – in my host's house was covered in exactly the same brocade so every time I sat down, I disappeared from the waist down.
Didn't Queen Victoria do the same ghastly interior design job at Osborne House on the Isle of Wight as well?