Location is the priority.
A modern house would not be my choice. I prefer old houses with period features, even if it's more work. White carpeting everywhere, and especially carpeting in the bathroom is a no.
Don't mind clutter as such. I wouldn't bother with flowers or the smell of freshly baked bread, as that's just the gimmick people think works, but it doesn't.
Not keen on the smell of animals.
Don't care about the parking or the dropped kerb. Wouldn't want to live next door to the pub.
Ideally no home owners following you around and commenting. I remember one lady pointing proudly to the magazine rack, saying "We call it a Canterbury". Don't care what you call it, not buying your piece of furniture. 