I’ve always had a yearning to own a beach hut.
A pristine row of huts is such an iconic picture of the seaside.
There is a hut advertised on Rightmove on a lovely stretch of coastline 40 miles from where I live. It’s priced at ‘offers over £48,000’ . No plumbing.
What would I do with it? Is it just a pretty shed? What do you do with yours?
We are surrounded by sea so why is fish so expensive?
What would be the worst figure of speech if you took them literally?


