Laying bets with myself right now just when (or whether) an Amazon package will ever arrive at my home.
Living so remotely as I do - but I still want lots of variety in my food = lots of food ordered by post (but rarely of the perishable variety).
Cue for I spotted a seller of exotic vegetables selling something I had my eye on on Amazon last Wednesday and ordered a vegetable I've never clapped eyes on before and it was due to be part of dinner last Thursday.
I've never seen anything take such a convoluted journey in my life! As at 4.58am this morning it's recorded as being at Bristol. Immediately prior to that it showed up at 2.45am as both arriving at Bristol Amazon facility and departing Milton Keynes Amazon facility. Clearly they've found the secret as to how something can be in two places at once.
So at about 5 am today it was at stage 14 (!!!!) of its journey to nowhere. That journey even included a stop-off back in my home city - errrr....hello....I've not lived there for over 10 years now (as they certainly know).
There's a thing on the order now saying if it hasn't turned up by tomorrow I can ask for a refund. I'd already told the firm I wanted a refund - as it's fresh vegetables and so they'll be way less than fresh by the time I get them (if ever).
I'm keeping my fingers crossed they don't turn up until after then by now - to make life easier getting my refund.
I'm hoping to catch the deliverer when they turn up - and has anyone actually managed to get hold of the deliverer, write a "return to sender" message on the outside of the package and have the deliverer go straight back off with it and it then returns to sender okay? I don't have the facilities (eg printer) to resend it back to them - so I just have to keep my fingers crossed and hope that all goods from them will be okay in the event.
Whatever happens - I will be sending the firm a (2nd) request for a refund obviously. I don't want around £9 wasted on a portion of greens that are going to be looking very "old" if/when they actually do turn up.
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