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CariadAgain Mon 23-Feb-26 07:43:40

Laying bets with myself right now just when (or whether) an Amazon package will ever arrive at my home.

Living so remotely as I do - but I still want lots of variety in my food = lots of food ordered by post (but rarely of the perishable variety).

Cue for I spotted a seller of exotic vegetables selling something I had my eye on on Amazon last Wednesday and ordered a vegetable I've never clapped eyes on before and it was due to be part of dinner last Thursday.

I've never seen anything take such a convoluted journey in my life! As at 4.58am this morning it's recorded as being at Bristol. Immediately prior to that it showed up at 2.45am as both arriving at Bristol Amazon facility and departing Milton Keynes Amazon facility. Clearly they've found the secret as to how something can be in two places at once.

So at about 5 am today it was at stage 14 (!!!!) of its journey to nowhere. That journey even included a stop-off back in my home city - errrr....hello....I've not lived there for over 10 years now (as they certainly know).

There's a thing on the order now saying if it hasn't turned up by tomorrow I can ask for a refund. I'd already told the firm I wanted a refund - as it's fresh vegetables and so they'll be way less than fresh by the time I get them (if ever).

I'm keeping my fingers crossed they don't turn up until after then by now - to make life easier getting my refund.

I'm hoping to catch the deliverer when they turn up - and has anyone actually managed to get hold of the deliverer, write a "return to sender" message on the outside of the package and have the deliverer go straight back off with it and it then returns to sender okay? I don't have the facilities (eg printer) to resend it back to them - so I just have to keep my fingers crossed and hope that all goods from them will be okay in the event.

Whatever happens - I will be sending the firm a (2nd) request for a refund obviously. I don't want around £9 wasted on a portion of greens that are going to be looking very "old" if/when they actually do turn up.

Allira Mon 23-Feb-26 14:10:45

If anyone spots me harvesting and eating flowers from my garden then it will be something like nasturtium (which I basically regard as for eating purposes).

Watch out for caterpillars! They love them too.

CariadAgain Mon 23-Feb-26 15:42:17

Allira

^If anyone spots me harvesting and eating flowers from my garden then it will be something like nasturtium (which I basically regard as for eating purposes).^

Watch out for caterpillars! They love them too.

Don't they just - the little "darlings" (it was another word I thought of first).

Though they are easier to deal with than green leafy veg - with the slugs attacking as soon as my back is turned and out I go hoping for some chard or spinach or something and they've descended and left it full of holes (yep I know it's still technically edible - but it's more than a little offputting).

I still struggle in a variety of ways that there's a lot more rain than I'm used to here and try not to think about the fact that I never ever once noticed slugs on what I was growing for a while in containers back in my home city. So none there - but loads here???!!! I know what I had there was a tiny little backyard of concrete slabs leading out to back lane - so where would the slugs have emerged from - whereas here they're probably lurking in loads of crevices, etc, etc.

CariadAgain Mon 23-Feb-26 15:46:58

...and you don't want to know about the blimmin' ants. Back there I had one attack of ants once - where I spotted some getting in via the grille in sitting room floor after I'd been away for a few days and promptly broke off phonecall I was on to hoover them up quick and Job Done....end of.

Here - every summer for the last few years at the back of my house and I've been steadily working my way through a variety of ways of bopping them one and yet they're back again and with a few of those huge ones (flying ants) with them.

I don't know which I swear about most sometimes - loads more "livestock" and weeds than I've been used to or just how far I have to travel to get to somebody/something I require instead of doing a short walk to it.

CariadAgain Mon 23-Feb-26 16:46:11

Fingers crossed then. It did - finally - turn up this afternoon.

As anticipated = it is more than a little slimey and totally unusable (though I've followed the suggestion of sticking some stalks in earth just in case it grows on).

I found that Amazon phone number and finally got through the "menu" to a person and he's agreed to a refund. Side note - why does no-one ever ever apologise for things going wrong? I know it wouldnt have been his fault personally - but "I'm sorry to hear of this" or something would have been nice. Anyways - all being well and that refund should turn up as knocked-off what I owe them on next months statement.

JamesandJon33 Mon 23-Feb-26 17:20:19

Da iawn chi Cariad

pce612 Tue 24-Feb-26 14:16:22

I have found that returns to Amazon for a refund are really easy now - find your order; there will be several options, choose return and fill in the reason and then you get a page to book a collection.
I did one last night, it got picked up by the postman this morning. No need to print out a label or hike off to the post office. And it’s free!
Much better than it used to be.

CariadAgain Tue 24-Feb-26 15:58:58

pce612

I have found that returns to Amazon for a refund are really easy now - find your order; there will be several options, choose return and fill in the reason and then you get a page to book a collection.
I did one last night, it got picked up by the postman this morning. No need to print out a label or hike off to the post office. And it’s free!
Much better than it used to be.

I'll have to check that out.

Goodness knows it was not straightforward telling them to give me a refund yesterday. Got through on the phone (finally - after I'd got through the chatbot) - first guy sent email saying "giftcard" refund. Cue for a 2nd conversation with another one to point out "Not giftcard - refund via credit card is what I said". There he was gone part way through the conversation. Cue 3rd phonecall and finally got a more experienced person who got the message "credit card....credit card....credit card only" and sounds like refund is due to be properly sorted at last. Whew!

Siptree Tue 24-Feb-26 17:42:10

In my experience when Amazon say if it hasn't turned up by tomorrow you can cancel, it won't ever turn up!