Some years ago ,
my mother phoned me on her house phone.
She was completely hysterical .
I could hardly understand what she was saying .
I went to her house to sort it out.
An Indian man was phoning her and threatening to send the Police round to arrest her as she was downloading illegal pornography on her computer .
The phone rang .
I picked it up and listened to the appalling diatribe .
He seemed to be vastly amused by his antics judging by the laughter in his echoing office .
I said that my mother technically blind ,hadn't got and didn't know how to use a computer and wasn't familiar with pornography .
There were a couple more calls from his office from other people .
I was so annoying on the phone - not answering directly , but deliberately misinterpreting what they were trying to say that they gave up phoning.
I've employed this technique since .
I block any unknown call on my phone.
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