Feed unwanted MPs to the lions at London Zoo!

We could start a petition................

That would be awful, I think Zoo animals should have good food

Yes!

Who would be first?

Nigel Farage! Might stop him hanging round here for our bi-election, holding up the traffic when I'n trying to get on with my day! Revolting man!

Hasn't someone just been arrested for telling a policeman that he would like to kill Prince Harry? Watch what you say – we don't want GNHQ raided and shut down.

I'll risk it absent!

I might have another contender later this morning - the BNP are on the prowl.........

..............prevention is better than cure!

What about Eric Pickles?

When he criticized the Environment Agency someone on the radio described his remarks as stupid and said he'd be of more use as a sandbag

Eric Pickles would make a good snack for a few lions. (Apologies to anyone offended by comments about just how over weight that man is)

"Unwanted MPs" - is there any *other/ sort?

Michael Gove would make a tasty morsel for the cubs!

Ed Balls is quite meaty.

Apparently most new MPs gain a stone the first year they work, because of all the lunches and snacks they are given and the unsociable hours, so most of them should have a bit of spare flesh.

Yes But.... is it right to feed animals on meat that is full of sh**?

That's true, it's probably all puff pastry and tempura, with preservatives and flavourings.

Couldn't we just throw them to the lions and let them be mauled a bit. It might concentrate their minds. Then we could do the thumbs up/down bit. Put us back in control.

Yes Ed Balls - I believe balls are quite a delicacy in some countries - a gourmet meal for the lions.

Ris de veau! Smiles of the calf! Sweetbreads! Lovely!

I can't believe how cruel you all are
riverwalk that comment made me laugh [sandbag!]

And Eric comes complete with his own Pickles! What about Alex Salmon(d) for the polar bears? They like a bit of fish.

Richard Bacon - or too salty?
Stephen Crabb?
And a good gnaw on Peter Bone

Tim Yeo is still an MP. He's only been metaphorically fed to the lions.
Apparently there has been a surge in requests for membership of his local party since he was deselected.