Feed unwanted MPs to the lions at London Zoo!

Not saying the ones I mentioned are unwanted, they may be very useful mps, however their names appealed

None of them would provide a decent meal, they are nearly all a load of hot air

Joelsnan you've just conjured up a picture of an MP punctured by a lion claw or tooth taking off like a balloon around the room, with a big whoosh when you let go of the neck!

durhamjen you are right, DBH said there was no reason why I couldn't have him fed to the lions. He is/was my cousin's MP and she said he is a smarmy git. She and her family are party members and they had never ever seen hide nor hair of him until he felt threatened, and then turned up on her doorstep last week in begging mode.

Apparently when he's not in parliament he is isually at his second home in Kent! Geography not his strong point.

Michael Gove