*DURHAMGEN FOR PM ??*

it's = its - grrr.

Personally I think Westminster ought to remove itself to a neutral territory altogether I vote for Cornwall.

You can see how well this is going to work - just see how we agree as to where it should be.

Ooh, yes, Cornwall would be good. As Business Secretary I would agree with that. They need the jobs down there.

whitewave why move it as far away from the rest of the UK as possible?

So that it can't be knobbled by all those London types and we can sit serenely gazing out to sea making tremendous and important decisions.

I'm going to do that next week in North Wales.

Port Talbot, let them sit in a ruined , poverty stricken, industrial town

Oh annie us elite don't want to be tainted by the working class

I'm making a bid for Parliament here in Melton Mowbray as we are about central and we already have a huge new barely used building 9they call it the Council offices but not much goes on in there). While we are at it I was once told by the Chairman of a large meeting I was addressing when working as a Nurse Manager that I should be Minister for Health so if Galen already has the job can I be her deputy please?

Is it Melton Mowbray thast has the pet food factory?
Don't fancy that.

No that's pies DJ although.......hmm

Time with the working class would help them see the real world. Expect
Cameron and Georgie think junior ministers are working class

Melton Mowbray DOES have a large petfood factory btw ( what do you think goes into the pies?) joke.

It does indeed have a Pedigree factory and was the largest employer in the town but its all automated now and hidden away behind landscaping. It also has a large pork pie and associated products (Samworth/Ginsters) factory again beautifully landscaped and no smells from either we only get pong from whatever the farmers put on fields like anywhere else. The Arla (Tuxford and Tebbit Stilton and Red Leicester cheese factory is right in the middle of town) - its just a dairy processing plant again no smells. Just for the record I don't eat or even like any of this stuff . Why am I saying all this? Anyway the council offices I am commending to you are a modern glass box between the park and the railway station which is very twee with a nice signal box and we get steam trains as well. I will shut up now - don't know what's got into me.

Melton Mowbury is in the next county to me, so I'll go along with that.

Ginsters is another company trying to pass the costs of the new National Living Wage on to the employees.

B&Q are trying to do this as well.

What has the new Health Minister decided to do about the doctor's strike, please? I don't think we should let it go on like this.

Well what we in government usually do with doctors is give them the money - eventually.

Yes, that does seem the best idea, Teetime. Let's not delay too long, though, or they may all emigrate to somewhere else.

Stop them working such long shifts

Here, here. Motion passed.

Oh, perhaps that should be 'hear, hear'.

(Samworth/Ginsters) in Melton Mowbray?

I do hope they are not trying to pass off Leicestershire pasties as Cornish

We can't have that - I vote myself in as Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs!
No tax, I promise

Can I be in the House of Lords? I've always secretly wanted to be LadyJane!
No? Thought not

You can be who or whatever you like Jane10

(on this thread, anyway )

ps why isn't it the House of Lords and Ladies or the House of Lords. And why are the female Lords called Baronesses if a Baron is lower in rank than a Lord?
Anyone know?