*DURHAMGEN FOR PM ??*

Correction - or the House of Lords and Baronesses!

The abolition of the House of Lords will probably be a priority for this new regime! You could just change your name by deed poll, Jane - they can't touch you for that...

Yes, that thought did cross my mind Ana

Hmmmm. Interesting plan but would that mean DH would have to be SirDH?

I want to be Speaker.

OK, nominated
Order Order!!

Can I now claim for a second house please?

Now, now, whitewave.
We are going to behave in our parliament. No scandals
Wherever it is, we will build or buy a Premier Inn type place, so all MPs have a reasonable room to sleep in close to the parliament building.
No expenses scandals for us.

No. In fact, you can't even claim for a first one - surely you didn't go into politics for the perks?

Sorry ma'am. Almost forgot myself for a minute

Who are the back b enchers - I think we will need a very firm whip to keep some of them in order. That or a promise of a peerage or something.

To be sure of a peerage just donate lots of money

Who do I make the cheque payable to?

Are you undecided Jane?

Whoever will make me Lady Jane is fine by me. All my dosh is safely tied up overseas so it doesn't really matter to me who's nominally in power.

Ah but we are coming to get you!

Best hang on until you find which party is the favourite for oversea tax dodgers , so far you have the choice of Tory and UKIP, but who knows what else will be revealed

Money will always talk though. If only life was so straightforward that everyone just paid their dues. The really wealthy will always find ways to stash it. Cynical? Moi?

Who are the back b enchers - I think we will need a very firm whip to keep some of them in order.
whitewave see other thread about whether or not a 4 year old should be able to whip their own bottom.
Should it be a requirement for all us new MPSs do you think?

Can I claim my new dress on expenses please? It is nice and will look great on TV.

I say yes, Teetime. BTW, when we are asked to send someone to appear on Question Time, can it be me? Please, please?

Sam Cam gets and pays £54k for an advisor for her dress choice etc. I wouldn't mind just the 54k just for dresses although goodness knows what I would buy for that.

It's not illegal!!!!!

You can all go on any tv programme you want ,BUT, I want all interviews with
John Humphries please

I expect Sarah Brown claimed a similar 'perk of the job'.