TM and THAT dress

Although of course he could be coated with special anti-bullet skin protector (a Russian secret weapon), which would explain his apparent willingness to cast off his upper clothing at the drop of a hat...

Oh well maybe his chest muscles are so hard the bullets would simply bounce off ! Mind you I don't know a single man who wouldn't protect their nether regions first!

How about married men, gillybob?

Ha you got me there grumpa

Should have said I don't know ANY man who wouldn't protect their nether regions first !

Wow "my" Vlad photos just made the Radio 4 news!
Eagerly looking for the photos of him posing whilst spear fishing now

Watch out you're talking about the next President of the USA (or the man behind the President anyway).

If Vlad is standing behind, I hope that Donald's trousers are impenetrable too.

I think there's an old Russian song about that Elegran

Dornald ver iz yor (bullet proof) troosers

Oh Vlad serenading Donald- Bromance!

All together now
"I've just come down
From the Isle of Skye
I'm no' verra big and I'm awfu' shy . . ."

All the Russkis say och aye,
Donald where's yer troosers!

Putin does like to get his moobs out doesn't he? Any photo opportunity to look macho.

Moobs roses ? Moobs ?

How very dare you . They're rock solid pectoral muscles!

Had a squidge have you gillybob?

I'm sure I noticed a hint of wobble while watching him on the news just now...(yes, I admit I was actually staring intently)

No Ana I haven't had a squidge. ( gross emoticon)

....and unlike yourself I haven't had the chance to zoom in on the news programs .... yet