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Guess how much the Queen's alarm clock costs.

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vampirequeen Sun 18-Feb-18 11:28:55

You'll never guess so I'll tell you. She is woken every morning by a piper who plays for 15 minutes. The piper is a Pipe Major paid by the British army and seconded to the Royal Household. A Pipe Major isn't technically a major but a sergeant so looking at the pay scale for 2017/18 last year the Pipe Major cost £33490 to £47895 depending on where he is on the scale.

www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/style/bizarre-way-the-queen-is-woken-up-by-staff-in-the-morning/ar-BBJe4Pa?li=AAmiR2Z&ocid=spartandhp

www.armedforces.co.uk/armypayscales.php#.Wolfi0x2vIU

nanaK54 Sun 18-Feb-18 14:43:34

mygrannycanfly what an interesting post - thank you for sharing

Greyduster Sun 18-Feb-18 14:54:39

The regimental bands bring money into the MOD’s coffers. Any one of the prestigious, much in demand Guards regiment’s bands can generate up to £10,000 per performance and that money goes straight back to the MOD. Add to this fees for other military bands playing at events up and down the country throughout the year and it adds up to a tidy sum. They pretty much pay for themselves, I would have thought.

Peep Sun 18-Feb-18 14:54:52

I feel more concerned that a 91 year old is expected to have an alarm.

merlotgran Sun 18-Feb-18 15:01:08

He is performing his military duties, vq.

Jalima1108 Sun 18-Feb-18 15:44:35

Some of these posts are hilarious, thank you.
I wonder if she is ready with a bucket of water on the mornings she fancies sleeping in.

It was surprising the number of people who never used to realise that serving personnel and their families have to pay rent on service quarters!

mygrannycanfly thank you for your post, very interesting.

Oopsadaisy12 Sun 18-Feb-18 15:49:58

On a slightly different note......
The Queen is looking for someone to wash her vases, in Scotland part time, sadly I’m unable to apply as I’m a bit of a butter fingers. Ok, they might be historic vases, but then so are most of mine.

varian Sun 18-Feb-18 15:55:46

Everyone who knows anything about Scottish history will appreciate that the bagpipes are a lethal weapon, the British army needs pipers.

Greyduster Sun 18-Feb-18 15:59:22

They certainly want to make me run a mile! ?

Stansgran Sun 18-Feb-18 16:09:09

Some interesting posts especially mygrannycanfly.

Anniebach Sun 18-Feb-18 16:21:57

Perhaps queenie should have a Welsh Harpist play a lullaby ?

MaizieD Sun 18-Feb-18 16:28:19

I'm sure that if Victoria had taken a liking to Wales in the same way she did to Scotland there would even yet be a Welsh harpist serenading the royals in to dinner every day...wink

merlotgran Sun 18-Feb-18 16:29:16

Doesn't Prince Charles have a personal harpist?

The mind boggles grin

nigglynellie Sun 18-Feb-18 16:33:38

I always thought it was only at Balmoral that a piper played under the bedrooms of the R.F. in the early hours. Apparently and I say apparently, years ago, (obviously!) Princess Margaret was seen frequently leaving the castle early in the morning in order to avoid this serenade, clearly not a favourite with her!!

Anniebach Sun 18-Feb-18 16:33:41

Charles has an official harpist , the first royal to appoint one since Victoria.

Christinefrance Sun 18-Feb-18 17:16:43

I love regimental bands as well, I'm sure as others have said the piper fulfils other duties.
In the grand scheme of things I don't think this is unreasonable.

Jalima1108 Mon 19-Feb-18 21:54:53

Doesn't Prince Charles have a personal harpist?
Yes, and I heard one of the Official Harpists (Catrin Finch) play in a concert. Wonderful.

Well, of course he has to have an Office Harpist - he is Prince of Wales!
The harp is an important national instrument in Wales, and although the role of Official Harpist was discontinued during the reign of Queen Victoria, the Prince of Wales restored the position in 2000 in order to foster and encourage young musical talent in Wales and the UK and to raise the profile of the harp as an instrument.

M0nica Mon 19-Feb-18 22:19:05

Army bands are not anachronistic. Every bandsman is a fully trained soldier and many are army medics and have served in all theatres of war including Falklands, Iraq and Afghanistan.

When operating as band members they provide music for key national and army events, help promote the image of our country at home and overseas and support the morale of serving members of our defence servicemen. They have a history going back to when trumpeters played tunes to rally soldiers on the battle field, indicate where they should rally and what actions they should be undertaking.

In 1944 D Day landings when Lord Lovat led the attack on Pegasus bridge , his piper was beside him and his playing and did much to raise the morale of the soldiers attacking the bridge and disconcert the Germans www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/piper-bill-millin-the-mad-piper-who-piped-the-allied-troops-ashore-on-d-day-2059271.html.

I am with those who have no objections to the Queen using a piper rather than an alarm clock because he remains a fully trained soldier who can be called to duty whenever he is required.

MaizieD Mon 19-Feb-18 22:23:58

I'm not sure that they had pipers in Afghanistan. I know a veteran. I'll ask him...

merlotgran Mon 19-Feb-18 22:27:40

It would depend which regiments are deployed.

M0nica Mon 19-Feb-18 22:29:52

They may not have been pipers, but they may well have been working as medics or soldiers with guns in their hands. answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120323032642AAUIjvJ

Teacheranne Tue 20-Feb-18 00:57:16

When my son was in the army, it varied how he paid for his food depending on where he was based, sometimes it was deducted from his salary and other times he had to pay daily. He was not very good at managing his money and often had no money left at the end of the month. Like a good mum I asked him what happened if he didn't have enough money to pay. I was a bit upset when he said the army called such squaddies "hungry soldiers" until he told me that meant he was allowed a free meal after every one else had eaten, usually the less popular choices. Little did the powers that be knew that my son was delighted -as a six foot seven streak of bacon, he had hollow legs and could polish off several portions without feeling full! The canteen staff loved him as there was no food left when he was a "hungry soldier"

NanKate Tue 20-Feb-18 07:32:10

I don’t begrudge the Queen anything. She is still working at 91 and she has kept her promise to serve this country faithfully all her life. If she wants a full military band to wake her up it is ok IMO. LLthe Q. ⏰

Jaycee5 Tue 20-Feb-18 11:29:15

I used to have an office in Primrose Hill and when I went in at the weekend, a military band used to go down the street practising. I always liked it.
I really cannot see the issue with this or with the amount that officers in the army get paid. It isn't that much nowadays.

radicalnan Tue 20-Feb-18 11:39:26

Oh dear those poor corgis!!!

Tessa101 Tue 20-Feb-18 11:54:54

She’s entitled to what ever she wants at 91. I love our royal traditions and have no problem with the cost of it. Millions visit our country every year most will visit Buck house etc so they bring enough money in to justify it.