“The crack team of U.K. negotiators ....are taking a chance to chill out and celebrate their success ...before they demand the right to negotiate.
Tice, Farage, Widdicombe Fox And Rees-Mogg along with 24 other MEPs demand the right to be heard and take part in the negotiations
“Monsieur Barnier” they will say “ we demand that we will leave on the 31 October on WTO terms!!”
“Ah” says Barnier ever the gentleman “If that is what you want, be out guest”
“But you don’t understand, We are here to negotiate a no deal Brexit. So we INSIST on taking part in the negotiations!!!”
Barnier then very gently explains something that none of them have not quite grasped
“The point of a no deal, is, that it doesn’t require a negotiation”
The crack team get very annoyed because their little bit of fame seems to be slipping away from them before they’ve even started.
“We don’t care, We are a crack team of negotiators. We insist on negotiating not having a negotiation”