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What's in Boris's file?

(21 Posts)
trisher Tue 06-Aug-19 10:21:22

At Whalley Bridge Boris carried a file under his arm all day. What's in the file? His holiday snaps? His diet sheet? All the things his speech writers have told him NOT to say?
Any ideas?

Squiffy Tue 06-Aug-19 10:35:13

His shopping list? 'On your way home, dear, would you please get . . . . . ?'

FarNorth Tue 06-Aug-19 10:37:18

A mirror so he can check his hair.

RosieLeah Tue 06-Aug-19 10:38:08

A small laptop so he can catch up with Twitter in dull moments.

varian Tue 06-Aug-19 10:38:53

Instructions from his boss? Dominic Cummings?

Callistemon Tue 06-Aug-19 10:39:14

I caught a glimpse and it was a print-out of this thread on Gransnet:
www.gransnet.com/forums/house_and_home/1263155-Dried-blood-on-carpet
There is a helpful post on that thread on how to get red wine stains out of a cream carpet

growstuff Tue 06-Aug-19 10:40:57

Viagra.

glammanana Tue 06-Aug-19 10:45:28

Its part of the regulation get up all Council workers etc carry a file when they are out and about makes them look important.

EllanVannin Tue 06-Aug-19 10:50:37

His briefs---koff.

SirChenjin Tue 06-Aug-19 11:04:28

A replica (to scale) of the UK's position in the world after Brexit.

Riverwalk Tue 06-Aug-19 11:26:29

Spot on glamma - it's to make him look prime ministerial; or it could be a one-sheet flyer of his plans for Brexit.

trisher Tue 06-Aug-19 11:29:31

Brilliant ideas! Thanks grin

Pantglas1 Tue 06-Aug-19 11:32:30

Fag packets - where he wrote his Brexit plans....

FarNorth Tue 06-Aug-19 13:50:39

That's where Theresa went wrong - she never carried a folder.

varian Tue 06-Aug-19 14:45:06

Its probably a draft of his autobiography, another piece of fiction like most of his journalism.

trisher Tue 06-Aug-19 15:30:32

I've just realised it's a list of his women and children so he doesn't get confused about them again.

NanKate Tue 06-Aug-19 17:53:02

Whatever people think about BJ I love his enthusiasm, his humour and optimism. Whether he can deliver is another thing. JC has such a depressing demeanour.

Now as to his case under his arm I suspect it is clean underwear in case he gets lucky 😉

kittylester Tue 06-Aug-19 18:04:43

I agree completely Kate. It will all end in tears but he makes a change from all the people putting the UK down.

I think the file contains balloons and party poppers!

SirChenjin Tue 06-Aug-19 18:10:40

One person’s optimism, enthusiasm and humour is another’s BS. The man stands to make a lot of money from Brexit - no wonder he’s laughing at us all.

Lisagran Tue 06-Aug-19 18:16:00

A colouring book of Europe?

NanKate Tue 06-Aug-19 18:20:15

👍 Kitty.