Where is Dominic Cummings?

Just realised that's a homophone of "bidet". Maybe not!

As a self appointed superforecaster I predict that he will return when the PPE finally starts getting to the frontline, the cases of recovery outnumber the new cases of infection 5:1 minimum and the vaccine is almost ready. Up until then we’ll be treated to pictures of BJ looking wan but stoic, rallying the right wing troops from Chequers and in about six weeks there’ll be photos of him, Carrie and number whatever of the latest Johnson offspring for them so dab their eyes to.

sirchen

I think you could apply for the job of superforecaster?

I don’t fit the Cummings weirdo and misfit mould but leaving that to one side I bet I’m spot on with my forecasting

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I think he's already reappeared, but has changed his name to "Senior Whitehall Source". His first little job is to smear Whitty and Vallance.

What a horrible little squirt he is.

SirChenjin I was reading an article this morning about the tactics of populists. Apparently, "poor me" is the second stage of the process, so you could be right. Hair more ruffled than usual, unshaven, clothes and tie crumpled - wouldn't mind betting he'll appear in a briefing very soon and tell everybody how he's so grateful for the heroic NHS. They'll all want to be heroes to please the Glorious Leader, so will step forward to treat everybody wearing nothing at all.

Cummings meanwhile will look scruffier than normal (with his butt hanging out of his trousers) in the hope that his appearance will distract from his dastardly plans and role as a "Senior Whitehall Source".

Meanwhile, Angela Merkel will raise an eyebrow and do something sensible.

If the PM wants to make an 'entrance'. May 8th is VE day and a special bank holiday. He could be on his feet by that time.

growstuff so true

growstuff - excellent post, you’ve got it in one!

Angela Merkel doing something sensible by infuriating Bejing! Sounds just the ticket!!!!!!

growstuff clutching at straws!

Cummings has been ill. He’s back at work GagaJo it was in all the papers on Thursday.

He’ll be getting up to speed.
Ready to advise Boris.

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@ advising Boris. You’re clutching at a far bigger straw there Urm.

Boris needs advising? Who knew?

Has anyone watched Brexit: An uncivil war on Netflix?

Benedict Cumberbatch plays a chilling Dominic Cummings.

Interesting viewing.

Ready to advise Boris? Isn't that the same as being "Senior Whitehall Source"?

I'm clutching at nowt, hun!

I like to think that since his brush with death Boris has had an epiphany, has replaced Cummings and his skateboard, and is now being advised by the Downing St cat.

No, no, no ... Larry (the Downing Street cat) is just advising … he's taken over.

Anyway, this is what Larry has to say about Cobra meetings ...

dominic cummings' uncle died of covid-19 a few days after he was seen scuttling away from downing street.

www.theguardian.com/law/2020/apr/05/retired-senior-judge-sir-john-laws-dies-after-contracting-coronavirus

i had met him, sir john laws, many years ago and was sad to read this. i knew his wife.

Well your predictions may be right Sirchenjin and annodomini but maybe Thursday 21st May (Ascension day) may be a more appropriate date following on from the Easter Sunday release date. Or is that a tad too cynical

Who cares.

That sounds most appropriate May7.

In answer to the OP
We now know where he is dont we??

Hes observing quietly sitting in on SAGE meetings