Will he resign 2

This

The result of Cummings management, and Boris’ compliance.

In other news, that petition has signatures adding on every 2 or 3 seconds.

^ I think he has an implant in the back of his head.^

Are you thinking of Harry Potter, NfK. Didn't one of the many Dark Arts teachers have Voldemort in the back of his head?

If you parted that shaggy blonde mop at the back I expect you'll find Cummings leering out...

Wonder if anyone is going to ask Dido Harding about her track record at Talk Talk [AOL?] when it comes to protecting peoples personal data?

His lack of knowledge on the topics that were raised was astounding.

It’s no wonder he wants to hang on to Cummings

Boris’ brain has been taken over. I think he has an implant in the back of his head. He’s being controlled.

Boris was terrible today. All bluster.

She's a legend around these parts, bless her.

Why would you think they are the same people, sarahellenwhitney?
They are too busy having fun,.
We who are annoyed are at home, I have not been out beyond my gate since about 16th March, except for one trip to the supermarket on 18th March.

Only essential workers should have been out.

Apart from MissAdventure's neighbour of course!

Darren Jones was excellent. ditto Meg Hillier.

MissAdventure

Not sure if it's still on, or if I've missed it.

Either way, I don't think I can stand to watch.

I wonder who is sitting out of shot to his right that he appears to be repeatedly glancing at?

Perhaps Cummings is on the floor furiously holding up prompts for him to read

Lots of hypocrites about.
As my neighbour said to me when she came home from southend yesterday.

"It's one rule for them and another for us"

At the weekend, 7 am to be precise, taking a daily walk to a nearby Cornish beach usually empty at that time I was surprised at the number of people already there. Hearing the various dialects,I doubt these people were local, which confirmed they must had travelled many miles, some maybe overnight, and confirmed by the varying car number plates on the crowded beach side car park. Some of the occupants being, no doubt ,among those now complaining about a gov minister travelling to see his family.

Quote of the day

PM has just said “I’m not giving you a deadline right now. I have been forbidden from announcing any more targets”
By whom? He’s the actual prime minister

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If you were in any doubt or needed confirmation why Cummings is so secure in his seat, this afternoon will make it crystal clear..

Johnson’s lack of depth indeed lack of knowledge is fully exposed.

Tories must already be giving consideration on who will be the next prime minister

Don't call me Shirley

Johnson hasn’t answered anything at all.

He can’t go on surely?

The figures for yesterday's tests have been released. 58% of the tests were sent out, 68,312 out of 117, 013. It's the only way they've managed to ramp up to the target figures for testing.

Surely he has to run out of er er ers soon!

The more he waffles on, the more I am reminded of Bertie Wooster confronted by Aunt Agatha. Unfortunately, instead of Jeeves hovering in the background we have the abominable Cummings.

He is falling apart. He needs wheeling off.

Hilary Benn
@hilarybennmp
Astonishing that the Prime Minister seems to have no idea what “no recourse to public funds” means.

I think I deserve a medal for sitting through this. It’s hurting my brain.

If only we lived in a democracy