Who would I replace Boris with? A trained monkey. He'd do just as well and his hair would be even more unruly.
Boris doesn't just "bend" the truth. He breaks it in half and tells you it was never there in the first place.
Are all your old work places still going?
Not really a scam or fraud, but I wasn't sure where else to put it.


OK, maybe surviving COVID, I'll give him that.
