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The SNP to cut off the bottom half of classroom doors!

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Urmstongran Thu 03-Feb-22 09:46:12

Here we are 2 years into the pandemic SNP ministers are to spend £300,000 chopping the bottoms off hundreds of classroom doors in an attempt to stop the spread of Covid, under a “crackpot” plan unveiled yesterday.

Nicola Sturgeon defended the spending but Holyrood’s opposition parties lambasted the “DIY ventilation” plan as a “lazy solution”.

Gwenisgreat1 Sun 06-Feb-22 12:16:14

Can' help thinking that NS is "Gan aff her heid'

love0c Sun 06-Feb-22 17:15:07

Callistermon You are right there! So very often they have been, IMO, personal. The ones on here were really aimed at Nicola Sturgeon.

Urmstongran Sun 06-Feb-22 17:36:30

The lie is the cutting the doors in half. And that's what everyone was attacking on...

Oh what’s a few inches between friends?
Once a door is cut/planed/severed/ruined, does it matter whether it be by 5cms or 5 inches?

The daft idea at ALL is what this thread was about!

Callistemon21 Sun 06-Feb-22 17:43:13

Here we are 2 years into the pandemic SNP ministers are to spend £300,000 chopping the bottoms off hundreds of classroom doors in an attempt to stop the spread of Covid

If posters had read the OP, you did say the bottoms......of classroom doors, Urmstongran, not half.

Urmstongran Sun 06-Feb-22 17:55:25

True Calli, true. ?

Josieann Sun 06-Feb-22 18:03:19

I not sure what posters are being accused of? I think everyone used the words crackpot plan * idea* proposition plus the conditional tense because they knew it would never happen.

Chewbacca Sun 06-Feb-22 18:06:44

I find it quite illuminating that it's supposed that, whilst some of us have been having a titter at the sheer lunacy of Ms Sturgeon's anti COVID plans, we have somehow missed, minimised or ignored whatever else is going on in the news as well. Personally, I'm able to absorb and understand several more serious news topics at a time whilst still recognising, and laughing at, the odd scatterbrained, illogical news item. I appreciate however that others prefer to focus only on serious stuff. I'm currently not wetting myself though.