FannyCornforth
HurdyGurdy don’t forget that no one knowswho Phil and Holly are are; let alone cares who Phil and Holly are; indeed never watches daytime tv, and actually, never watches itv altogether.
And they don’t read The Daily Mail either.
No, I've noticed that. Nobody fritters away spare time by chatting online either, do they? We're all very industrious on here.
Oh.