I don’t wear a Barbour jacket but I do call the toilet the loo.
I have some family heirlooms but I don’t have any antiques (I’m not sure anyone in the family will want the heirlooms though when I’m gone)
I’ve got quite a lot of wine but I don’t have a wine cellar (or a cellar at all)
I always called my mum mum but I sometimes called my dad daddy
Am I posh?
(I’m not a farmer)
A drop in the ocean in the great schemes of things....but replicated by how many more


