Just heard

jeni ?

glass honest. Earnest lady on sky news talking said that pancreatic cancer could be very fatal. Surely something is fatal or not? .?tortology

Or did I mean tautology? iPad can't spell andm neither can I!

Oh well, better to be safely dead than sorry dead, eh? I wonder if she blushed after she'd said it and swore at herself for a dimwit?

baggy don't think so, seemed one of those very earnest types. She was on about some Nordic survey which showed that more than one sausage or slice of bacon or salami gave an increase in ca pancreas. Really what can we eat these days?

Sigh! Oh well, I stopped seriously listening a long time ago to all the rules about what to eat and what not to eat. It just seems to get dafter and dafter all the time.

jeni we would be better sticking to you egg white omeltte, but then Edwin would have something to say about that

Edwin who?

Oh that buck fizz............... that should say Edwina.

Curry

Is she still around and still talking. Hell's bells!

Ah, that lady who had an affair with John major. Should he be on the heart throb list?

Who would with John Major

She did f,rom what I remember reading. He was rather sweet! Needed mothering!

No sorry jeni I think I would have to be desperate. Got to be something to do with the power cant see it myself.

No he looks unhappy! Poor soul.

Did someone call Edwina a lady? In your dreams!

I should think that being slightly dead would be fairly unique.

absent

I have a dead leg sometimes, would that count as slightly dead?

As hard as I try, I cannot imagine Edwina and Major in the throws of unbridled passion. Surely Edwina wouldn't allow him get a word [or anything else] in edgeways...

spernan edgeways? Is this a variation on the missionary? And does it work with replacement hips?

jeni Well now, that would be telling...

This web forum is going rapidly down the drain. Sex, sex, and more sex!!!