How do you take your umbrage?

But the moral high ground is always so busy these days.

High horse then?

Yes, a good gallop is what's needed.

While on your high horse, like an Olympic dressage rider.[roastchicken}.

An entirely irrelevant emoji but I have only just seen it and it amused me.

D**n, didn't work, bother those pesky little brackets

I take mine very rarely and usually with a pinch of salt.

I take umbrage at things and with a tart rejoinder, never with a pinch of salt.

I find that tart rejoinders need some clotted cream with them, whilst imbrage can be taken plain.?

Umbrage!

Or is imbrage a word as well?

Definitely! roses

With a big dollop of English mustard!