Ungrammatical label

We ought to be confused by things like shampoos which are for

- greasy hair
- shiny hair

(for example)

One is a remedy for the greasiness -i.e. it gets rid of it - and one will endow your hair with a beautiful shine - i.e. it gives it back. Yet the wording is identical.

The face cream I am using at the moment is for "wrinkles and radiance" - go figure!

Words like 'Healthy gums' and those mentioned by the OP are weasel-words intended to appear to mean that if you use the product this will be the result, whilst not actually saying so. This avoids claims from users whose gums remain bad, and whose teeth are still rotten! Cynical? Moi?

And those tissues impregnated with something which kills 99% of germs - so what?

Who cares about the germs once you've blown them out into your tissue?

jane10 I so agree about easy peelers but get even more annoyed when I see 'roasting joint'. I like to choose between topside, silverside, rib etc.

I get annoyed by adverts claiming that 98% of bacteria IS removed by a cleaner. Do they think there is only one of them?

I have an advert for a dental clinic at the bottom of this thread. OK so they picked up on the "toothpaste" in the OP. But....... It's for a German dental clinic! I've noticed this a few times.

As you were.
In fact I could mention several labels while we're on the subject. I'll go and look them out.

This is Pedants corner Anja it's what we do

Jane10

I feel like that about potatoes.
In the UK I was used to potatoes being named (King Edward, Desiree etc) but in NZ, although some vegetable shops will label them 'Agria' or 'Nadine', if you buy them loose they are simply red or white, washed on unwashed.

In bags in supermarkets, they are 'roasters' 'good for baking' 'good for mash' or 'gourmet'.

I nearly always buy red because when I peel them, I can see the contrast between the red skin and the yellowish spud beneath - with white ones, I can't.

Fortunately, the red ones are good, all-purpose, firm and tasty.

Who reads toothpaste labels? I’ve been using the stuff for years now and don’t feel the need to read instructions or information on the box.

Suggest you find a good book instead.

I still object to generic orange fruit being labelled 'easy peelers'. Are they mandarins, tangerines, satsumas or clementines? No. They're just easy peelers. You don't get generic meat called 'easy cookers'!
Rant over.

Aaargh! Nortsat, that is mind-bogglingly awful!!

At my GP's surgery, we sign in by tapping our names on to a computer screen. The process begins with a screen that says 'Arrive me'.

LondonGranny, I would love to put a Post-it on one of these alarmed doors saying "but we're arranging counselling for it". Sadly, I never seem to be organised enough to have a spare Post-it about me.

As far as I know, this isn't grammatically incorrect but that little red circle it certainly doesn't make any sense to me, given what the tablets are supposed to do.

I saw a whole fish, with big popping eyes and a sad face, all packed and sealed up ready to cook.

The label said "This fish is gutted".

I always inwardly laugh when I see a notice saying 'This door is alarmed'

Why and what happened to the poor thing?

Why, oh why, is "for free" used? It is "free". No more no less.

This thread illustrates the point at which I gave up in English lessons.

Urmstongran

One that didn't surprise me was on a butternut squash. It told you to 'half' it before baking.

Still, that was Asda, and they used to be notorious for spelling mistakes on printed labels. I haven't seen so many recently.

They used to have a sign up saying, 'If you can't find what you want, please ask a colleague.'

I was always tempted to go and ask customer services (in a dopily bemused fashion) how my colleagues at work were supposed to help me find the pearl barley on the Asda shelves.
Oh, did they mean 'a member of staff?' Sorry, silly me!'

Funny you should say that Urmstongran ...........

"repair & prevent" could be the imperatives of verbs, exhorting the owner of the toothpaste to repair and prevent, but the transitive verbs still don't have objects. Actually, there aren't any sentences at all on that label, so maybe complaining about there not being any objects to the verbs is like complaining that your lamb chops don't have any legs.

My knickers have odd labels. They state ‘size 16’ but they are so snug I think they are incorrectly labelled ...
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