Callistemon21
Australians don't speak English! Surely you realise that?
(That was told to me by an Australian when I complained about an Australian niece having to take an English examination before she could work in the NHS.)
I done me best to understand.
We used to have a book called ‘Let’s Talk Strine’
(Australian)
There was another on PoshSpeak, can’t remember the title* but I do remember one little gem:
‘I’m afraid they’re urnly cotton sheets, deah- cont emedgin what Mummeh would have said.’
(I might have misplaced the odd letter - it was a long time ago.)
*oh yes, it was ‘Fraffly Well Spoken!
There was another little gem about someone being ‘fraffly’ good at arranging flahs.’ ?