"Her face crumbled ..." Nooooo

Procreation is the thief of time.

"Come on, get off!" said the bus driver.

I'm totally stomped by that one....z

I was overcome with emulsion...

The late great Hylda Baker.

Time for you to fall to sleep😄

Her eyes roved around the room👀

I've got no thyme for all this.

A skellington just fell down my chimley!

He was pressurised to give a quick reply!

Grannmarie

I was overcome with emulsion...

The late great Hylda Baker.

Slight digression, I must get a little hand for this watch - Nellie Pledge you remember Grannmarie

Back to the original post, I have to diffuse the situation

MrsKen33 That one is true!!

Aren’t these malapropisms?🤔 my friend is the queen of malapropisms!

My golf pro writes to me about placing the ball next to my 'right heal'.

They were in such a hurry that they “careened” round the corner.

They are malapropisms, but infuriating nonetheless. It is sad that some become part of general vocabulary.

Sorry to be pedantic (!) but 'careen' is a good word. It means uncontrolled speed so one could easily careen around a corner.

MrsKen33

Procreation is the thief of time.

It may be wrong- but procreating means no more time for piece and quite

My neighbour told me she had been to the doctor's with painful asteroids.

A friend who used to send me very long emails always ended with "Sorry for this epitaph"

I hope their will be no reaper cushions from this post

*there - sorry

Katek

Perhaps you need a little restbite from all this sodapop

‘Restbite’ is one I often used to see on a forum for carers of people with dementia, where I was a regular visitor for several years.

However for once, even I couldn’t get too pedantically worked up about it, when the poor things really were desperate for a ‘bite’ of ‘rest’.

My friend's wound was exasperated by an infection.

Never in my entire life ...

I shouldn't of eaten so many marshmellows.