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"Her face crumbled ..." Nooooo

(60 Posts)
Sparklefizz Thu 23-Feb-23 11:10:00

Her face crumbled...... No. It wasn't made of cake. Her face crumpled. Grrr.

BridgetPark Fri 24-Feb-23 17:20:03

She had to go to the laundre-et to do the wash....

MrsKen33 Fri 24-Feb-23 18:35:25

She had a sustifikate for her work

Fernbergien Fri 24-Feb-23 19:10:29

Shut your mouth and eat your dinner.

Katek Fri 24-Feb-23 20:39:49

I once had a neighbour who announced over coffee that she couldn't get her 2 year old to stop biting his foreskin.😱 Cue stunned silence followed by a squawky sounding 'what?' from me. it transpired she meant that he nibbled the skin round the nail on his index finger. Think about it!

Oreo Fri 24-Feb-23 21:17:26

AGAA4

My neighbour told me she had been to the doctor's with painful asteroids.

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Grannmarie Fri 24-Feb-23 22:33:33

Hello πŸ‘‹ Sodapop, do you remember
' Have you been, Walter?
Walter, have you been?'
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Glorianny Fri 24-Feb-23 22:34:23

On my laptop this thread is now showing a link for a video for Better Writing by grammarly.com.

Grannmarie Fri 24-Feb-23 22:39:37

Mine is still showing those three scary women...
'When shall we three meet again?'

sodapop Sat 25-Feb-23 13:44:40

Yes I remember it well Grannmarie

Just seen the best one yet - Holden & Carr dramatically transformed the depilated flat, must have been a hairy experience.