Please note, NOT serious!

Well, going through some paperwork in our home office, I came across the documents relating to when we took on dear Oliver Sprout, who was 1 year old at the time.

It seems that he will be 3 in July (the exact date escapes me, no doubt it's included in there somewhere, but no matter)

I don't think he will be expecting a party, even though his friend Gerald from next door would probably be more than happy to come, judging by his attempts to follow Sprout in at curfew time last night!

But for an imaginary party, what would you suggest?

For games, I wondered about pin the tail on the vole, or perhaps pass the mouse, with the winner being the one who had possession of the mouse when it expired? (Cat's being evil buggers who play with their prey, rather than going for a quick kill)

Food wise, cat biscuits and jelly (the sort that comes with the tins and pouches) seems the obvious choice, although the dear departed Maurice would have gone for Stilton and smoked salmon!