Wouldn't do it to a dog

I only caught the last mins of the dog programme anno, I was transfixed by Channel 4 news and the Brexit chaos in the Conservative party.
I'm relieved, 5 mins of the dog programme was more than enough. My dog who often tries to engage dogs on tv in conversation was so stunned, he didn't say a word. Mine came back from the groomer much shorter than usual, as requested and look grand. The very big very hairy dog also seems much happier with her short back and sides.
those poor dogs on the tv programme. What kind of lives do they lead, I'll bet they don't get to swim in the sea, race about the muddy park and generally behave like dogs.
OldMeg, the wet bandana idea is a cracker, thanks for that.

My childhood fox terrier went straight out after a bath and found a decomposing blackbird to roll in. He never caught on to the fact that we, as opposed to him, preferred the smell of dog shampoo to that of decomposing bird. His friends, our cats, kept up the supply.

My mother became very adept at checking the garden for anything that had gone the way of all flesh!

As I missed the broadcast, I tried watching it on i-Player and had to give up when it came to party dresses and Halloween costumes for dogs. I was feeling more than a little nauseous!

Hate it, just hate it. Nauseous yet- as it is so unhealthy and unhinged. I am an absolute dog (and cat... well all animals) lover, but dogs are dogs ... and I would say this is tantamount to sick abuse.

Hi, annsixty thank you! all is fairly well, thanks.
Hoping the same for you too.