Aka Spike O'Saurus.
Food and vet's bills non existent, since he's a prehistoric tortoise cast in bronze. Found him at a little craft shop in France - he was there outside the shop on a previous visit, so thought it was time someone gave him a new home. And I'm partial to tortoises anyway - Timmy Tortoise was my very first pet.
Water Pollution -“ A National Disgrace”? A case for renationalisation?
Bought the wrong Hot Cross Buns 😩
Being moved along by someone who "wants your place".